blushes and
bruises.
These things make me believe
God’s a man, after all.
I Considered That
One Day and Counting
Mom called on her cell.
You ready to come home?
Don’t forget to get to the airport
at least an hour early.
Kristina? We’ve really missed you
around here.
Translation:
You are coming home, aren’t you?
Your father’s a dunce, so remind him.
You are coming home, aren’t you?
Dad called from work.
I took the dayshift so we could spend
tonight together.
Want to go out to dinner?
Did you say good-bye to Buddy?
Translation:
We really should spend one evening together.
The fridge is empty again.
He’s not over there boinking you, is he?
Adam called from the hospital.
Lince is off the respirator,
but still in a coma.
Can I see you this afternoon?
I’ve got a surprise for you.