Crank (Crank 1)

do it so well, flirt

with total aplomb,

and not only that, but

look good doing it.

Before Bree I never

knew such sheer, depraved

forwardness could

be so much fun.

So I went with it,

jumped right into the role

of shameless flirt.

Girls responded

with pointed whispers,

haughty laughter and, as

I myself have often done,

with evil eyes.

Bree, of course, couldn’t

care less. In fact she thrived

on any and all attention.

Guys responded

to that with solid

once-overs, come-on smiles, and

in Brendan the lifeguard’s case,

with phone numbers.

As If That Weren’t Enough

I sprinted off in search of my friends

and (literally) bumped into Chase

Wagner, Reno High’s stoned bad boy.

Kristina would have offered a quick

apology and scurried away.