Damn straight. Kristina, you’re
a mom yourself now. Can you
not relate, just a little bit?
Like Hunter is going to
borrow a car and stay out all
night anytime soon. “Sure.”
Good. All it takes is a simple
phone call, okay? That’s why
we gave you the cell phone.
“I’m really, truly sorry, Scott.
Robyn and I just got to par…uh,
talking, and I lost track of time.”
Okay, Kristina. I can understand
that. I know it’s been a while
since you’ve spent time with a friend.
He’s letting me off this easy?
Unreal. “Yes, it has. Thanks
for understanding, Scott.”
Just don’t forget you won’t find
a better friend in the world than
the friends you have in your family.
Scott Takes Off to Play Golf
Jake is at a friend’s.
I put Hunter down
for a nap, decide to try
one myself. My
brain
might be doing
jumping jacks, but my
body is shutting down.