as I can figure out how to cash a few
checks. Checks,
with my mom’s
name on them.
Cash ’em, with
a fake ID, with
Mom’s name
&nbs
p; forged on it.
Paid for with
owed-for ice. So what now? Do I
cash one big check, hope the bank
doesn’t ask just why do you need
so much cash right this
minute? Or do I cash one
here, cash one there, till
they add up just right. Oh, here you go,
Cesar dearest, and oh, could you front
us please, one more time, thank you! U I L T Y!
Trey Counsels
Me to write several smaller checks,
cash them at different locations.
In similar fashion, we hock
the jewelry at three pawnshops,
in three towns. All ask for a name.
None requires an ID. Go figure.
I do feel kind of bad about offing
a couple of Grandma’s rings. One
is Mom’s favorite. But hey, if
she liked it that much, she shouldn’t