No, no, no! It’s bad
enough working a remote
with Rick the Brick Denio,
whose “I’m God’s gift
to the world” attitude
has thirty years in radio
to back it up. Montana’s
“hey, I’m the shit” pose
comes from bottled
blond hair and way-
too-round-to-be-real
36DDs. And, fake or
no, those babies were
designed for Montana
Disney (no lie!) to steal
the show wherever she goes.
ESPECIALLY FOOTBALL GAMES
Especially with those DDs
encased in a gray angora sweater,
and her equally impressive ass
advertised by a short, tight navy
skirt. Wolf Pack colors are silver
and blue. She’s a one-of-a-kind fan,
one every guy walking by can’t help
but notice. It’s irritating, but what
really pisses me off is how she just
stands there, flaunting fuzzy silver
and tight navy blue, while I do all
the work, setting up the X tailgate
party. Even Rick would have helped.