interested in a hot dog?”
The girls dissolve into laughter,
and I realize how that sounded.
I flush, hot despite the nip in the air.
“Uh, I meant a Polish sausage.”
That makes Red laugh even
harder. Is Haskins a Polish name?
The brunette’s eyes are watering.
And just how big is that sausage?
Wow. Obnoxious. So why does
the thought of a threesome
cross my perverted mind?
“I’ve never had a complaint,
if that’s what you mean.” A gasp
behind me makes me turn….
AND THERE IS NIKKI
And not only that,
but there is Nikki with
her parents, UNR alumni
and rabid Pack fans.
But not exactly fans
of Hunter Haskins.
Surely they realize this
is part of the radio
personality game?
“Oh, hey!” I reach for
Nikki, who shrinks
back a little. “Great
to see you all here.
How about a …”