Fallout (Crank 3)

Job Description:

No salary, but decent commission for offing overpriced lemons. (Caveat: Lots of used car lots; few suckers.)

Job Title:

Rap video extra.

Job Description:

Major bucks for slinking around on set, pretending to fawn over rap star. (Caveat: Some rap stars are phonies.)

Job Title:

Stage mother.

Job Description:

Shuttle your kid from casting call to casting call, hoping he’ll get paid something someday. (Caveat: You and thousands of stage mothers.)

Job Title:

Mail-order minister.

Job Description:

Perform cheap outdoor weddings for tips because you can’t afford to own a chapel. (Caveat: Most couples prefer a hokey chapel.)

Job Title:

Golf tournament caddie.

Job Description:

Great tips for wearing short shorts and lugging older men’s heavy clubs hole to hole. (Caveat: Not always talking golf clubs.)

Job Title:

Part-time limo driver.

Job Description:

Long hours on call, unless you’re ballsy enough to work the airport and dredge up biz. (Caveat: Might as well drive a taxi.)

Job Title:

Mother.

Job Description:

Not really sure what that is.

CYNICAL?

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You bet. But the truth

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