Fallout (Crank 3)

early on a holiday, what’s wrong

with you, anyway? The turducken

can wait for an hour or two. Go

back to bed, say hi to your wife,

and get a little for me.” Okay,

that was a wee bit crude, but that’s

the name of the morning show

game: Crude. Rude. Ear-catching

entertainment. Rick the Brick

Denio ain’t got a thing on me.

I’M MOST OF THE WAY

Through my shift when the studio

telephone rings. “You got the X.”

Is this Hunter Haskins? The husky

voice is somehow familiar.

“Uh, yes it is. And who am I speaking

with?” I have almost placed her

when she says, You remember

me, right? You gave me those Dave

Cook tickets. It was a really great

show, you know. So thank you.

Oh, yeah. Red. Actually, Leah.

“No problem. Glad you liked it.”

I was just wondering if you’re on

mornings now or what. Cuz I think

you’re really good. And I was also

wondering when I can see you again.

Despite everything with Nikki

this morning, Leah’s breathy

innuendo holds immense appeal.