Fallout (Crank 3)

talk Grandfather into letting me go

to a game, the mall, or the library. Bryce

will meet me and we’ll cheer our team,

window shop, or make out behind the stacks.

I must say, I’ve become a pretty good kisser.

And I’m starting to like how that makes me feel

in places I’ve always refused to think about.

YEAH, I KNEW I HAD THEM

I took sex ed twice

in middle school.

I totally get the

mechanics, and

when it comes

to spelling the

names for those

places, hey, I’m a

regular champ. But

up until now, the

idea of putting

that knowledge

to genuine use

seemed way too

complicated to

consider. Not to

mention more than

than a little messy.

Okay, when it comes to E X, I’m retarded. But

better late than never.

IF YOU BELIEVE THE HYPE

Pretty much everyone my age