“Mmm.” Derk was not sure he liked the sharp, definite taste, but he was sure Elda would.
“Take another home with you,” Umru said generously. “I have two dozen. I only paid four gold for them, too.” While Derk weighed the orange globe in his hand, thinking the thing was rather like one of Callette’s early gizmos, Umru added, “They have pips. The young woman told me that they grow well in warm, dry conditions. I think they grow like apples, on trees.”
“Ah.” Derk looked up to see Umru smiling meaningly.
“I would buy as many as you could grow,” Umru said. He clapped his hands again, and the boys brought water and cloths. As Derk washed the pungent juice off his fingers, he realized that he would only need a couple of trees, at two gold for a dozen fruit, to earn the money for that fine. But they might take years to grow. Umru looked sideways at him as they dried their hands, almost uncertainly. “I, er, have another small favor to ask, Wizard, something more on the lines of what you usually do for me.”
“Ask away,” said Derk.
“I need forty or so newly severed heads to go on stakes all over the city when the tours come through,” Umru explained. “This year I am the kind of priest who beheads heretics. Could you—”
“No trouble at all,” said Derk.
Umru looked so relieved that Derk saw the man had been truly worried in case his refusal to help with the god had annoyed Derk into refusing to work magic for him.
“I promise to move the battles if I can,” Derk assured him.
Umru heaved himself to his feet. “As I said, every man has his sticking point,” he said, showing Derk he was right.
He led Derk outside and down steep stairs. It was almost like Derk’s usual visits. Up to now Derk had been feeling quite out of his depth. No one had tried to bribe him before, nor did he know how to deal with Umru’s religious experiences; but there was no uncertainty when it came to putting a spell on a sheep’s head or so. Then he saw what Umru had waiting for him, piled in a small courtyard below. Derk stared at the heap of old yellowy brown human skulls and swallowed.
“Where—?”
Umru smiled. “We fetched them up from the catacombs. They were all priests once. I hope they don’t worry you.”
“Not
at all,” Derk lied.
He took a deep breath and began. It was the sort of thing he was good at and so used to that he could have done it with his eyes shut. Before long he did have his eyes shut most of the time. The skulls, under his hands, turned back into the people they had once been, but without their bodies. None of them seemed to like the experience. Most of them stared at Derk reproachfully. If he looked away, he saw Umru nodding and smiling cheerfully. Even with his eyes shut, he felt quite ill by the end.
“Nice quantities of blood,” Umru said. “Splendid. Let us hope the weather stays chilly. The usual fee?”
For a second Derk was tempted to ask for a hundred gold. He felt he had earned it. Umru could afford it. But he could not bear to stand beside the heap of bleeding heads, most of which were still staring at him from half-shut resentful eyes, and bargain. “Usual fee,” he agreed hastily.
He took the money and fled to the main courtyard, where the fanatical men were waiting with Beauty. “This horse is for sale?” one of them asked him greedily.
“No!” Derk snapped. He was still feeling ill as Beauty took off. The surge when she leaped into the air was almost too much for him.
“Home nhow?” Beauty asked hopefully.
Derk swallowed. “No. Take a bit of a swing eastward. I need to look at the battlefield.” And to calm down, he thought. This had not been a good day.
Beauty obediently swerved out beyond the domes of the city and flapped high above the countryside there. They flew above orderly rows of orchard trees, vines and vegetables that followed the shape of the ground, green fields and stubbled ones, and some fields rich brown and already plowed, woods, meadows, hedges. Everything was bronze-green and a little hazy in the afternoon light. Everything was beautifully kept. Through it all swung the river in prosperous curves that reminded Derk of Umru’s belly, of his dragon-dolphin, and then of his not-to-be mermaid daughter. He told himself sternly that Shona’s idea of an intelligent carrier pigeon was a much more practical one and began to feel a little better. He could see why Umru was anxious not to have the battles here. This was some of the best farmland he had ever seen. He would have to move the battlefield. That was one good thing to come out of today, and he had gained a new fruit. But he still had no god and no demon. He sighed.
“Better turn for home,” he told Beauty.
She banked around, wheeling across the river, and set off south, flying much faster. She was always anxious to get back to Pretty. The blue line of the mountains came nearer with every wingbeat. Very shortly the mountains were a line of individual hills, with craggy places pushing out into the cultivated fields like headlands, dark with heather or gray-green with rough grass. One headland over to the left caught Derk’s eye because it was so green and handsomely wooded with clumps of trees. As Beauty moved nearer to it, he saw a tiny white oblong up there in the midst of the green. It could have been an altar.
“Hang on,” he told Beauty. “Can you land by that white thing just for a moment?”
Beauty’s tail gave a circular swish of protest, but she went obediently planing down to the left and landed softly, deep in long, tender grass.
Derk dismounted in a small meadow mostly circled by trees. The leaves were a wonderful array of tinged reds, dark greens, and acid autumn yellow. The grass had been mown a little, but not much—just enough to allow the growth of every kind of meadow flower. Bees buzzed among them. Beauty put her head down eagerly and moved off to graze. Derk simply stood for a while. It felt here as if peace was climbing out of the very roots of the grass, moving up through his feet to his body, and filling him with an alert kind of softness. All the worries of being Dark Lord seemed small, and far off, and easily solved. After a minute or so he walked over to the white thing. It was an altar, as he had thought, small and plain. Plain letters on its side said “Umru gives this to the glory of Anscher.”
“I thought this must be the place,” Derk murmured.
It seemed to him that there could be no harm in asking Anscher for help. He began to explain, in an ordinary, conversational way, far more calmly than he had explained to Umru, that Mr. Chesney demanded a god for this year’s special effect. “And if we don’t produce something,” he said, “nobody gets any pay at all. I know this sounds very worldly, but what it means is that there will be a lot of showy fighting over this good farming country and people will be killed for no reason at all. A great deal of effort going to utter waste, do you see?”