The car lived in a niche carved in the wall below the front garden, and it was quite new and modern. That surprised me. I had expected any car that Judith drove to be sort of handwoven, if you see what I mean. We all got in. Judith made me sit beside her in the front, which meant that Grundo had to sit in the back between the Izzys. I’m not sure, but I think this may have been Judith’s quiet way of punishing Grundo for abusing their hospitality. He looked very white and sulky between the two frilly yellow dresses.
I probably looked much the same. As we rushed between hedges along the hot, white road, I felt thoroughly in disgrace. I thought I had abused the Dimbers’ hospitality, really. It came to me that the honorable, sensible thing to have done last night was for me to have gone and woken Judith or Heppy up and tried to show them the folks perching on the rails or at least explained about them. But, I had to admit, this would simply have meant we had the row in the night instead of this morning. Heppy would have screamed just as loudly then. Because—and this was the thing niggling and pinching at me—Heppy did not like me any more than I liked her. It was a horrid fact. You are supposed to get on with your own grandmother, and I didn’t. The reason I had not tried to wake even Judith up last night was that as soon as I saw the strange being perched on my bedrail, I knew I was about to go one up on Heppy. It had given me a feeling of triumph, almost like gloating. And that was horrible.
I felt so bad about it all that I just had to talk. “Who is Mrs. Candace?” I asked.
“Pathetic!” said one of the Izzys. “Not heard of Mrs. Candace!”
“My dear!” said the other Izzy, in a fine, affected voice. “Mrs. Candace’s Mrs. Superwitch, and she can skin you with her eyes, my dear!”
“Be quiet, dears,” Judith said in her mild way. “She’s the Lady of Governance, Arianrhod, if you know what that means.”
“No,” I said. “I’m afraid I don’t.”
“She doesn’t know everything, then, Miss Courtly Know-it-all,” jeered an Izzy.
“Actually, my dear, she’s just plumb ignorant,” the other joined in. “Be kind to her. It’s just her upbringing.”
It seemed to be me they had their knife into today. Not surprising. I turned round and said, in a low, menacing voice, “I said something about fleas last night. And I meant it.”
They gave me mean looks and shut up.
“The Lady of Governance,” Judith said, just as if there had been no interruption. “Yes, I suppose you might not know. The Court and the Progress concentrate almost entirely on the male side of magic, don’t they? The Lady of Governance is the female counterpart of the Merlin. She’s as powerful as he is, but she doesn’t usually concern herself with state magics. She controls the more domestic things. This one, Mrs. Candace, makes a point of monitoring us hereditary witches—in the nicest possible way, because after all we’re all busy with the health of the land—and I suppose that’s why Mother thought of her.”
This was complete news to me. Up till then I had supposed the Merlin was on his own. Maybe, I thought, Sybil doesn’t know about Mrs. Candace either! Then this could be a good thing instead of a total disgrace. I was grateful to Judith for giving me something else to think of beside my failings as a granddaughter.
I sat and thought about a counterweight to the Merlin as I stared out of the window and Judith drove. After a while I realized I could see the wild relatives of the creatures from the Regalia. They were almost completely transparent and had no color at all. They were all over the place, and they looked completely, utterly happy. They purred in the heat with peacefulness. They sat and swung in hedges, or lazed in hovering crowds over the ripening wheat, or blurred into dancing distance against hills and woodla
nd. Yesterday I would have taken them for heat haze, but today I saw they were of all shapes and sizes, although none was as large as the creature from the chalice.
I watched them tumble and fly among the grass by the hedges in the wind from our wheels and wondered why I could suddenly see them now. Perhaps all the information from the hurt lady had expanded that part of my brain, but it felt more as if I had simply only needed to know they existed in order to see them. But how did Grundo know about them? How did he spot them in the Regalia?
I asked Grundo during the sweltering break when Judith bought more motor fuel, while the Izzys danced around us both, calling names.
He looked surprised. “I’ve always been able to see them,” he said.
We got back in the car. Grundo seemed to be holding his own in the back against the Izzys, but there were moments when the struggle tipped the Izzys’ way and their voices rose in a waspish whine. “Per-thetic boy! He’s all in a shell. He’s an oyster!”
“Not an oyster, my dear. A snail. All oooozy!”
If it got any worse than this, I said, “Fleas!” over my shoulder. Judith simply pretended not to hear.
It was a long, long drive. At lunchtime we stopped on a baking village green for prettybread from the local baker. It wasn’t very nice, stale and tough. The Izzys took one bite of theirs and then announced they were slimming, so Grundo ate it all, while the Izzies turned cartwheels all over the village green. A row of fascinated children turned up and stared at the Izzys’ frilly yellow knickers, until a big woman came out of the Post Office and sent them all indoors.
Judith didn’t seem to notice any of this. Nor did she pay attention when we all got back into the searingly hot car seats and the Izzys discovered there was no prettybread left. She just said, “Well, it wasn’t very nice, dears,” and drove on.
The rest of the drive was full of complaints from the Izzys. They were too hot, they were starving, and it wasn’t fair. On and on, while the country turned to smooth green hills with lines of trees at their tops and very straight white roads. Then there was blue distance and a narrow spire against the horizon.
“There’s Salisbury,” Judith said. “Nearly there.” Then, much to my surprise, she spoke quite sternly to the Izzys. “Mrs. Candace is a very old lady, dears, and she can do Heppy and me a lot of harm if we annoy her. So I must ask you to behave really beautifully while we’re there. Can you do that?”
“But, my dear, I am beautiful,” replied one Izzy.
The other whined, “Old ladies are so boring. Can’t we stay in the car?”
“No,” said Judith. “She’ll be very disappointed not to see you.”
It must have been misguided mother love that made Judith say that. We finally stopped at a house on the outskirts of Salisbury that was almost hidden by high evergreen hedges and walked stiffly up the path behind the hedges, where Judith pushed open a green front door into a cool, elegant house and stepped inside, calling, “Mrs. Candace! It’s Judith Dimber. You were expecting us, weren’t you?”
“Yes, my dear. I’m in here,” an elderly voice called back.