MIDDLE-AGED MAN SCORNED
I threw open the door and marched onto the porch. A camcorder lens swung to greet me.
"What's going on?" I asked.
The man with the camcorder stepped back to frame me in his viewfinder. No, not a man. A boy, maybe seventeen, eighteen. Beside him stood another young man of the same age, swilling Gatorade. Both were dressed in unrelieved black, everything oversized, from the baggy T-shirts to the backward ball caps to the combat boots to the pants that threatened to slide to their shoes at any moment.
On the opposite side of the lawn, as far as they could get from the young cinematic auteurs, stood two middle-aged women in schoolmarm dresses, ugly prints made into unflattering frocks that covered everything from mid-calf to mid-neck. Despite the warm June day, both wore cardigans that had been through the wash a few too many times. When I turned to look at the women, two middle-aged men appeared from a nearby minivan, both wearing dark gray suits, as ill-fitting and worn as the women's dresses. They approached the women and flanked them, as if to provide backup.
"I asked: what's going on?" I said. "Get that camera--What are you doing?"
"There she is," one of the women whispered loudly to her companions. "The poor girl."
"Look," I said. "It's no big deal. I appreciate your support, but--"
I stopped, realizing they weren't looking at me. I turned to see Savannah in the doorway.
"It's okay, sweetie," one man called. "We won't hurt you. We're here to help."
"Help?" she said, between cookie bites. "Help with what?"
"Saving your immortal soul."
"Huh?"
"You needn't be afraid," the second woman said. "It's not too late. God knows you're innocent, that you've been led into sin against your will."
Savannah rolled her eyes. "Oh, please. Get a life."
I shoved Savannah back into the house, slammed the door, and held it shut.
"Look," I said. "Not to deny you folks your right to free speech, but you can't--"
"We heard about the Black Mass," the boy without the camera said. "Can we see it?"
"There's nothing to see. It's gone. It was a very sick prank, that's all."
"Did you really kill a couple of cats? Skinned them and cut them all up?"
"Someone killed three cats," I said. "And I hope they find the person responsible."
"What about the baby?" his camera-wielding friend asked.
"B--baby?"
"Yeah, I heard they found some parts they couldn't identify and they think it's this baby missing from Boston--"
"No!" I said, my voice sharp against the silence of the street. "They found cats. Nothing else. If you want more information, I'd suggest you contact the East Falls or state police, because I have nothing further to add. Better yet, how about I call them myself? Charge you with trespassing? That's what this is, you know."
"We must do as conscience dictates," the second man said in a deep orator's voice. "We represent the Church of Christ's Blessed Salvation and we have committed ourselves to fighting evil in every form."
"Really?" I said. "Then you must have the wrong address. There's no evil here. Try down the street. I'm sure you can find something worth denouncing."
"We've found it," one of the women said. "The Black Mass. A perversion of the most sacred rite of Christianity. We know what this means. Others will know. They will come. They will join us."
"Oh? Gee, and I'm fresh out of coffee and doughnuts. I hate to be a bad hostess. If they don't mind tea, I'll put on the kettle. I make a really wicked brew."
The boy dropped the camcorder. For a second, I thought it was the tea comment. Then, as he stumbled forward, I glanced up to see Savannah peering through the front curtains. She grinned at me, then lifted her hand and the boy jerked backward, falling to the grass.