Kit: You feel like shit?
Piper: There's a hammer pounding on my forehead.
Kit: Good.
Piper: Good?
Kit: You won't drink that much again.
Piper: Oh, right. That's true. Are you home?
Kit: You need to work on your booty call skills.
Piper: How about: I'm not wearing any panties.
Kit: Is that true?
Piper: Maybe. Are you home?
Kit: And dressed.
Piper: But you go commando.
Kit: Still not a great pick up line.
Piper: How about: I want you to ride me like you ride your motorcycle.
Kit: Better.
Piper: You do better.
Kit: If I do better, you won't be able to move.
Piper: Yeah?
Kit: You'll be too wet and needy.
Piper: Try me.
Kit: Not a good idea
Piper: I can handle it.
Kit: You can't.
Piper: How do you know?
Kit: I know. I am home.
Piper: I promised to take you to your bike. You still need a ride?
Kit: Depends on the kind of ride you mean.
Piper: You know what kind I mean.
Kit: Yeah, I've been at the gym in my building all morning.
Piper: Okay. I'll leave in ten minutes. Should take an hour.