Dangerous Crush (Dangerous Noise 2)

Kit: You feel like shit?

Piper: There's a hammer pounding on my forehead.

Kit: Good.

Piper: Good?

Kit: You won't drink that much again.

Piper: Oh, right. That's true. Are you home?

Kit: You need to work on your booty call skills.

Piper: How about: I'm not wearing any panties.

Kit: Is that true?

Piper: Maybe. Are you home?

Kit: And dressed.

Piper: But you go commando.

Kit: Still not a great pick up line.

Piper: How about: I want you to ride me like you ride your motorcycle.

Kit: Better.

Piper: You do better.

Kit: If I do better, you won't be able to move.

Piper: Yeah?

Kit: You'll be too wet and needy.

Piper: Try me.

Kit: Not a good idea

Piper: I can handle it.

Kit: You can't.

Piper: How do you know?

Kit: I know. I am home.

Piper: I promised to take you to your bike. You still need a ride?

Kit: Depends on the kind of ride you mean.

Piper: You know what kind I mean.

Kit: Yeah, I've been at the gym in my building all morning.

Piper: Okay. I'll leave in ten minutes. Should take an hour.