‘The Apos … the Apostrophe,’ said War, vaguely.
They shook their heads. There was a lengthy pause.
‘What does “apocrustic” mean?’ said Pestilence, gazing intently into some inner world.
‘Astringent,’ said War, ‘I think.’
‘It’s not that, then?’
‘Shouldn’t think so,’ said Famine, glumly.
There was another long, embarrassed silence.
‘Better have ‘nother drink,’ said War, pulling himself together.
‘S’right.’
About fifty miles away and several thousand feet up, Conina at last managed to control her stolen horse and brought it to a gentle trot on the empty air, displaying some of the most determined nonchalance the Disc had ever seen.
‘Snow?’ she said.
Clouds were roaring soundlessly from the direction of the Hub. They were fat and heavy and shouldn’t be moving so fast. Blizzards trailed beneath them, covering the landscape like a sheet.
It didn’t look like the kind of snow that whispers down gently in the pit of the night and in the morning turns the landscape into a glittering wonderland of uncommon and ethereal beauty. It looked like the kind of snow that intends to make the world as bloody cold as possible.
‘Bit late in the year,’ said Nijel. He glanced downwards, and then immediately closed his eyes.
Creosote watched in delighted astonishment. ‘Is that how it happens?’ he said. ‘I’ve only heard about it in stories. I thought it sprouted out of the ground somehow. Bit like mushrooms, I thought.’
‘Those clouds aren’t right,’ said Conina.
‘Do you mind if we go down now?’ said Nijel weakly. ‘Somehow it didn’t look so bad when we were moving.’
Conina ignored this. ‘Try the lamp,’ she commanded. ‘I want to know about this.’
Nijel fumbled in his pack and produced the lamp.
The voice of the genie sounded rather tinny and far off, and said: ‘If you would care to relax a little … trying to connect you.’ There then followed some tinkly little music, the kind that perhaps a Swiss chalet would make if you could play it, before a trapdoor outlined itself in the air and the genie himself appeared. He looked around him, and then at them.
‘Oh, wow,’ he said.
‘Something’s happening to the weather,’ said Conina. ,Why?,
‘You mean you don’t know?’ said the genie.
‘We’re asking you, aren’t we?’
‘Well, I’m no judge, but it rather looks like the Apocralypse, yuh?’
‘What?’
The genie shrugged. ‘The gods have vanished, okay?’ he said. ‘And according to, you know, legend, that means-’
‘The Ice Giants,’ said Nijel, in a horrified whisper.
‘Speak up,’ said Creosote.
‘The Ice Giants,’ Nijel repeated loudly, with a trace of irritation. ‘The gods keep them imprisoned, see. At the Hub. But at the end of the world they’ll break free at last, and ride out on their dreadful glaciers and regain their ancient domination, crushing out the flames of civilisation until the world lies naked and frozen under the terrible cold stars until Time itself freezes over. Or something like that, apparently.’