Equal Rites (Discworld 3)

“Yes,” said Esk, pushing the dazed Simon into Trestle's reluctant arms. “I'm the eighth son of an eighth son. I mean daughter.”

The wizards around her were looking at one another and whispering. Esk tried to ignore them.

“What did she say?”

“Is she serious?”

“I always think children are so delightful at that age, don't you?”

“You're the eighth son of an eighth daughter?” said Cutangle. “Really?”

“The other way around, only not exactly,” said Esk, defiantly.

Cutangle dabbed his eyes with a handkerchief.

“This is quite fascinating,” he said. “I don't think I've ever heard of something quite like this before. Eh?”

He looked around at his growing audience. The people at the back couldn't see Esk and were craning to check if some interesting magic was going on. Cutangle was at a loss.

“Well, now,” he said. “You want to be a wizard?”

“I keep telling everyone but no one seems to listen,” said Esk.

“How old are you, little girl?”

“Nearly nine.”

“And you want to be a wizard when you grow up.”

“I want to be a wizard now,” said Esk firmly. “This is the right place, isn't it?”

Cutangle looked at Trestle and winked.

“I saw that,” said Esk.

“I don't think there's ever been a lady wizard before,” said Cutangle. “I rather think it might be against the lore. Wouldn't you rather be a witch? I understand it's a fine career for girls.”

A minor wizard behind him started to laugh. Esk gave him a look.

“Being a witch is quite good,” she conceded. “But I think wizards have more fun. What do you think?”

“I think you are a very singular little girl,” said Cutangle.

“What does that mean?”

“It means there's only one of you,” said Trestle.

“That's right,” said Esk, “and I still want to be a wizard.”

Words failed Cutangle. “Well, you can't,” he said. “The very idea!”

He drew himself up to his full width and turned away. Something tugged at his robe.

“Why not?” said a voice.

He turned.

“Because”, he said, slowly and deliberately, “because . . . the whole idea is completely laughable, that's why. And it's absolutely against the lore!”