'It's stew. Take it or leave it. Three customers this morning have done both.'
'I'll take it. Look, you won't believe it, but I found this book in the hands of-'
he first time in days he felt that he was thinking clearly. That was the strange thing about Holy Wood. When you were there it all seemed natural, it all seemed just what life was all about, but when you got away from it and looked back, it was like looking at a brilliant soap bubble. It was as though, when you were in Holy Wood, you weren't quite the same person.
Well, Holy Wood was Holy Wood, and Ankh was Ankh, and Ankh was solid and proof, in Throat's opinion, against any Holy Wood weirdness.
He splashed through the puddles, listening to the rain.
After a while he noticed, for the first time in his life, that it had a rhythm.
Funny. You could live in a city all your life, and you had to go away and come back again before you noticed the way the rain dripping off the gutters had a rhythm all its own: DUMdi-dim-dim, dumdi-dumdiDUM-DUM . . .
A few minutes later Sergeant Colon and Corporal Nobbs of the Night Watch were sharing a friendly roll-up in the shelter of a doorway and doing what the Night Watch was best at, which was keeping warm and dry and staying out of trouble.
They were the only witnesses to the manic figure which splashed down the dripping street, pirouetted through the puddles, grabbed a drainpipe to swing around the corner and, clicking its heels together merrily, disappeared from view.
Sgt Colon handed the soggy dog-end back to his companion.
'Was that old Throat Dibbler?' he said after a while.
'Yeah,' said Nobby.
'He looked happy, didn't he?'
'Must be off 'is nut, if you ask me,' said Nobby. 'Singing in the rain like that.'
Whumm . . . whumm . . .
The Archchancellor, who had been updating his dragon stud book and enjoying a late night drink in front of the fire, looked up.
. . . whumm . . . whumm . . . whumm . . .
'Bigods!' he muttered, and wandered over to the big pot. It was actually wobbling from side to side, as if the building was shaking.
The Archchancellor watched, fascinated.
. . . whumm . . . whummwhummwhummWHUMM.
It wobbled to a standstill, and went silent.
'Odd,' said the Archchancellor. 'Damned odd.'
Plib.
On the other side of the room, his brandy decanter shattered.
Ridcully the Brown took a deep breath.
'Bursaar!'
Victor was woken up by sandflies. The air was already warm. It was going to be another fine day.
He waded out into the shallows to wash and clear his head.
Let's see . . . he still had his two dollars from yesterday, plus a handful of pennies. He could afford to stay a while, especially if he slept on the beach. And Borgle's stoo, while only food in the technical sense, was cheap enough - although, come to think of it, eating there might involve embarrassing encounters with Ginger.
He took another step, and sank.