'It was Sons,' said a thin woman behind him. 'I should know, I watched it twenty-seven times.'
'Yes, it was very good, wasn't it,' said the first woman. 'Every time I see a scene where she leaves him and he turns to her and gives her that look, I burst into tears-'
'Excuse me, but that wasn't Sons of the Dessert,' said the man, speaking slowly and deliberately. 'You're thinking of the famous plaza scene in Burninge Passiones.'
The fat woman took Ginger's unresisting hand and patted it.
'You've got a good man there,' she said. 'The way he always rescues you every time. If I was being dragged off by mad trolls my ole man wouldn't say a word except to ask where I wanted my clothes sent.'
'My husband wouldn't get out of his chair if I was being et by dragons,' said the thin woman. She gave Ginger a gentle prod. 'But you want to wear more clothes, miss. Next time you're taken off to be rescued, you insist they let you take a warm coat. I never see you on the screen without thinking to myself, she's temptin' a dose of 'flu, going around like that.'
'Where's 'is sword?' said the child, kicking its mother on the shin.
'I expect he'll be off to fetch it directly,' she said, giving Victor an encouraging smile.
'Er. Yes,' he said. 'Come on, Ginger.' He grabbed her hand.
'Give the lad room,' shouted the pipe smoker authoritatively.
A space cleared around them. Ginger and Victor saw a thousand expectant faces watching them.
'They think we're real,' moaned Ginger. 'No-one's doing anything because they think you're a hero, for gods' sake! And we can't do anything! This Thing is bigger than both of us!'
Victor stared down at the damp cobblestones. I can probably remember some magic, he thought, but ordinary magic's no good against the Dungeon Dimensions. And I'm pretty sure real heroes don't hang around in the middle of cheering crowds. They get on with the job. Real heroes are like poor old Gaspode. No-one ever notices them until afterwards. That's the reality.'
He raised his head slowly.
Or is this the reality?
The air crackled. There was another kind of magic. It was snapping wildly in the world now, like a broken film. If only he could grab it . . .
Reality didn't have to be real. Maybe if conditions were right, it just had to be what people believed . . .
'Stand back,' he whispered.
'What're you going to do?' said Ginger.
'Try some Holy Wood kind of magic.'
'There's nothing magic about Holy Wood!'
'I . . . think there is. A different sort. We've felt it. Magic's where you find it.'
He took a few deep breaths, and let his mind unravel slowly. That was the secret. You did it, you just didn't think about it. You just let the instructions come from outside. It was just a job. You just felt the eye of the picture-box on you, and it was a different world, a world that was just a flickering silver square.
That was the secret. The flicker.
Ordinary magic just moved things around. It couldn't create a real thing that'd last for more than a second, because that took a lot of power.
But Holy Wood easily created things over and over again, dozens of times a second. They didn't have to last for long. They just had to last for long enough.
But you had to work Holy Wood magic by Holy Wood's rules . . .
He extended a rock-steady hand towards the dark sky.
'Lights!'
There was a sheet of lightning that illuminated the whole city . . .