Lords and Ladies (Discworld 14)
Page 260
Slowly, as the leaky strains of Mrs. Widgery's Lodger wound around the mist, the dancers leapt and squelched their way slowly through the night. . .
“. . . two, back, jump . . .”
The sticks clashed again.
“They're watching us!” panted Tailor, as he bounced past Jason, “I can see 'em!”
“. . . one . . . two . . . they won't do nothing 'til the music stops! . . . back, two, spin . . . they loves music! . . . forward, hop, turn . . . one and six, beetle crushers! . . . hop, back, spin . . .”
“They're coming out of the bracken!” shouted Carpenter, as the sticks met again.
“I see 'em . . . two, three, forward, turn . . . Carter . . . back, spin . . . you do a double . . . two, back . . . wandering angus down the middle . . .”
“I'm losing it, Jason!”
“Play! . . . two, three, spin . . .”
“They're all round us!”
“Dance!”
“They're watching us! They're closing in!”
“. . . spin, back . . . jump . . . we're nearly at the road . . .”
“Jason!”
“Remember when . . . three, turn . . . we won the cup against Ohulan Casuals? . . . spin . . .”
The sticks met, with a thump of wood against wood. Clods of earth were kicked into the night.
“Jason, you don't mean-”
“. . . back, two . . . do it. . . ”
“Carter's getting . . . one, two . . . out of wind . . .”
“. . . two, spin. . .”
“The accordion's melting, Jason,” sobbed Carter.
“. . . one, two, forward . . . bean setting!”
The accordion wheezed. The elves pressed in. Out of the corner of his eye Jason saw a dozen grinning, fascinated faces.
“Jason!”
“. . . one, two . . . Carter into the middle . . . one, two, spin. . .”
Seven pairs of boots thudded down . . .
“Jason!”
“. . . one, two . . . spin . . . ready . . . one, two . . . back . . . back . . . one, two . . . turn . . . KILL . . . and back, one, two. . .”
The inn was a wreck. The elves had stripped it of everything edible and rolled out every barrel, although a couple of rogue cheeses in the cellar had put up quite a fight.
The table had collapsed. Lobster claws and candlesticks lay among the ruined meal.