Lords and Ladies (Discworld 14) - Page 294

“What is happening, old woman?” she said.

“It ain't easy, is it?” said Granny. “Thought it would be easy, didn't you?”

“You've done some magic, haven't you? Something is fighting us.”

“No magic,” said Granny. “No magic at all. It's just that you've been away too long. Things change. The land belongs to humans now.”

“That can't be the case,” said the Queen. “Humans take. They plough with iron. They ravage the land.”

“Some do, I'll grant you that. Others put back more'n they take. They put back love. They've got soil in their bones. They tell the land what it is. That's what humans are for. Without humans, Lancre'd just be a bit of ground with green bits on it. They wouldn't even know they're trees. We're all down here together, madam - us and the land. It's not just land anymore, it's a country. It's like a horse that's been broken and shod or a dog that's been tamed. Every time people put a plough in the soil or planted a seed they took the land further away from you,” said Granny. “Things change.”

Verence sat beside the Queen. His pupils were tiny pinpoints; he smiled faintly, permanently, in a way very reminiscent of the Bursar.

“Ah. But when we are married,” said the Queen, “the land must accept me. By your own rules. I know how it works. There's more to being a king than wearing a crown. The king and the land are one. The king and the queen are one. And I shall be queen.”

She smiled at Granny. There was an elf on either side of her and. Granny knew, at least one behind her. Elves were not given to introspection; if she moved without permission, she'd die.

“What you shall be is something I have yet to decide,” said the Queen. She held up an exquisitely thin hand and curled the thumb and forefinger into a ring, which she held up to her eye.

“And now someone comes,” she said, “with armour that doesn't fit and a sword she cannot use and an axe she can hardly even lift, because it is so romantic, is it not? What is her name?”

“Magrat Garlick,” said Granny.

“She is a mighty enchantress, is she?”

“She's good with herbs.”

The Queen laughed.

“I could kill her from here.”

“Yes,” said Granny, “but that wouldn't be much fun, would it? Humiliation is the key.”

The Queen nodded.

“You know, you think very much like an elf.”

“I think it will soon be dawn,” said Granny. “A fine day. Clear light.”

“Not soon enough,” The Queen stood up. She glanced at King Verence for a moment, and changed. Her dress went from red to silver, catching the torchlight like glittering fish scales. Her hair unraveled and reshaped itself, became corn blond. And a subtle ripple of alterations flowed across her face before she said, “What do you think?”

She looked like Magrat. Or, at least, like Magrat wished she looked and maybe as Verence always thought of her. Granny nodded. As one expert to another, she recognized accomplished nastiness when she saw it.

“And you're going to face her like that,” she said.

“Certainly. Eventually. At the finish. But don't feel sorry for her. She's only going to die. Would you like me to show you what you might have been?”

“No.”

“I could do it easily. There are other times than this. I could show you grandmother Weatherwax.”

“No.”

“It must be terrible, knowing that you have no friends. That no one will care when you die. That you never touched a heart.”

“Yes.”

“And I'm sure you think about it. . . in those long evenings when there's no company but the ticking of the clock and the coldness of the room and you open the box and look at-”

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