'Any troll move,' he said, 'and I start counting.'
'Hammerhock was killed by a man,' said Cuddy. 'Captain Vimes thinks—'
'The Watch have got the troll,' said a dwarf. 'Damn rocks!'
'Gritsuckers!'
'Monoliths!'
'Eaters of rats!'
'Hah, I been a man only hardly any time,' said Detritus, 'and already I fed up with you stupid trolls. What you think humans say, eh? Oh, them ethnic, them don't know how to behave in big city, go around waving clubs at the drop of a thing you wear on head.'
'We're Watchmen,' said Cuddy. 'Our job is to keep the peace.'
'Good,' said Stronginthearm. 'Go and keep it safe somewhere until we need it.'
'This not Koom Valley,' said Detritus.
'That's right!' shouted a dwarf at the back of the crowd. 'This time we can see you!'
Trolls and dwarfs were pouring in at either end of the street.
'What would Corporal Carrot do at a time like this?' whispered Cuddy.
'He say, you bad people, make me angry, you stop toot sweet.'
'And then they'd go away, right?'
'Yeah.'
'What would happen if we tried that?'
'We look in gutter for our heads.'
'I think you're right.'
'You see that alley? It a nice alley. It say, hello. You outnumbered . . . 256+64+8+2+1 to 1. Drop in and see me.'
A club bounced off Detritus' helmet.
'Run!'
The two Watchmen sprinted for the alley. The impromptu armies watched them and then, differences momentarily forgotten, gave chase.
'Where this go?'
'It goes away from the people chasing us!'
'I like this alley.'
Behind them the pursuers, suddenly trying to make progress in a gap barely wide enough to accommodate a troll, realized that they were pushing and shoving with their mortal enemies and started to fight one another in the quickest, nastiest and above all narrowest battle ever held in the city.
Cuddy waved Detritus to a halt and peered around a comer.
'I think we're safe,' he said. 'All we have to do is get out of the other end of this and get back to the Watch House. OK?'
He turned around, failed to see the troll, took a step forward, and vanished temporarily from the world of men.