Small Gods (Discworld 13) - Page 63

Nod, smile, pick up a small rock, smile, urge, urge.

"Oh, I really couldn't take-

Urge, urge. Grin, nod.

Brutha took the tiny mountain. It had a strange, unreal heaviness-to his hand it felt like a pound or so, but in his head it weighed thousands of very, very small tons.

“Uh. Thank you. Thank you very much.”

Nod, smile, push away politely.

“It's very . . . mountainous.”

Nod, grin.

"That can't really be snow on the top, can-

“Brutha!”

His head jerked up. But the voice had come from inside.

Oh, no, he thought wretchedly.

He pushed the little mountain back into Lu-Tze's hands.

“But, er, you keep it for me, yes?”

“Brutha! ”

All that was a dream, wasn't it? Before I was important and talked to by deacons.

“No, it wasn't! Help me!”

The petitioners scattered as the eagle made a pass over the Place of Lamentation.

It wheeled, only a few feet above the ground, and perched on the statue of Great Om trampling the Infidel.

It was a magnificent bird, golden-brown and yellow-eyed, and it surveyed the crowds with blank disdain.

“It's a sign?” said an old man with a wooden leg.

“Yes! A sign!” said a young woman next to him.

“A sign!”

They gathered around the statue.

“It's a bugger,” said a small and totally unheard voice from somewhere around their feet.

“But what's it a sign of?” said an elderly man who had been camping out in the square for three days.

“What do you mean, of? It's a sign!” said the wooden-?legged man. “It don't have to be a sign of anything. That's a suspicious kind of question to ask, what's it a sign of.”

“Got to be a sign of something,” said the elderly man. “That's a referential wossname. A gerund. Could be a gerund.”

A skinny figure appeared at the edge of the group, moving surreptitiously yet with surprising speed. It was wearing the djeliba of the desert tribes, but around its neck was a tray on a strap. There was an ominous suggestion of sticky sweet things covered in dust.

“It could be a messenger from the Great God himself,” said the woman.

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