'Oh, yes,' said the Count. 'The famous Borrowing trick.'
'But you don't know where, you don't know how far,' said Granny wearily. 'You don't even know what kind of head. You don't know if it has to be a head. All you know about me is what you can get out of other people's minds, and they don't know all about me. Not by a long way.'
'And so your self is put elsewhere,' said the Count. 'Primitive. I've met them, you know, on my travels. Strange old men in beads and feathers who could put their inner self into a fish, an insect... even a tree. And as if it mattered. Wood burns. I'm sorry, Mistress Weatherwax. As King Verence is so fond of saying, there's a new world order. We are it. You are history-'
He flinched. The three witches dropped to the ground.
'Well done,' he said. 'A shot across my bows. I felt that. I actually felt it. No one in Uberwald has ever managed to get through.'
'I can do better'n that,' said Granny.
'I don't think you can,' said the Count. 'Because if you could you would have done so. No mercy for the vampire, eh? The cry of the mob throughout the ages!'
He strolled towards her. 'Do you really think we're like some inbred elves or gormless humans and can be cowed by a firm manner and a bit of trickery? We're out of the casket now, Mistress Weatherwax. I have tried to be understanding towards you, because really we do have a lot in common, but now-'
Granny's body jerked back like a paper doll caught by a gust of wind.
The Count was halfway towards her, hands in the pockets of his jacket. He broke his step momentarily.
'Oh dear, I hardly felt that one,' he said. 'Was that your best?'
Granny staggered, but raised a hand. A heavy chair by the wall was picked up and tumbled across the room.
'For a human that was quite good,' said the Count. 'But I don't think you can keep on sending it away.'
Granny flinched and raised her other hand. A huge chandelier began to swing.
'Oh dear,' said the Count. 'Still not good enough. Not nearly good enough.'
Granny backed away.
'But I will promise you this,' said the Count. 'I won't kill you. On the contrary-'
Invisible hands picked her up and slammed her against the wall.
Agnes went to step forward, but Magrat squeezed her arm.
'Don't think of it as losing, Granny Weatherwax,' said the Count. 'You will live for ever. I would call that a bargain, wouldn't you?'
Granny managed a sniff of disapproval.
'I'd call that unambitious,' she said. Her face screwed up in pain.
'Goodbye,' said the Count.
The witches felt the mental blow. The hall wavered.
But there was something else, in a realm outside normal space. Something bright and silvery, slipping like a fish...
'She's gone,' whispered Nanny. 'She sent her self somewhere...'
'Where? Where?' hissed Magrat.
'Don't think about it!' said Nanny.
Magrat's expression froze.
'Oh, no...'she began.