'They never did,' said Granny.
'I'm afraid I have to admit that the records show-'
'They never burned witches,' said Granny. 'Probably they burned some old ladies who spoke up or couldn't run away. I wouldn't look for witches bein' burned,' she added, shifting position. 'I might look for witches doin' the burning, though. We ain't all nice.'
Oats remembered the Count talking about contributing to the Arca Instrumentorum...
Those books were ancient! But so were vampires, weren't they? And they were practically canonical! The freezing knife of doubt wedged itself deeper in his brain. Who knew who really wrote anything? What could you trust? Where was the holy writ? Where was the truth?
Granny pulled herself to her feet and tottered over to the bench, where Hodgesaargh had left his jar of flame. She examined it carefully.
Oats tightened his grip on the axe. It was, he had to admit, slightly more comforting than prayer at that moment. Perhaps you could start with the small truths. Like: he had an axe in his hand.
'I wa- want to be certain,' he said. 'Are you... are you a vampire?'
Granny Weatherwax appeared not to hear the question.
'Where's Hodgesaargh with that tea?' she said.
The falconer came in with a tray.
'Nice to see you up and about, Mistress Weatherwax.'
'Not before time.'
The tea slopped as she took the proffered cup. Her hand was shaking.
'Hodgesaargh?'
'Yes, mistress?'
'So you've got a firebird here, have you?'
'No, mistress.'
'I saw you out huntin' it.'
'And I found it, miss. But it had been killed.
There was nothing but burnt ground, miss.'
'You'd better tell me all about it.'
'Is this the right time?' said Oats.
'Yes,' said Granny Weatherwax.
Oats sat and listened. Hodgesaargh was an original storyteller and quite good in a very specific way. If he'd had to recount the saga of the Tsortean War, for example, it would have been in terms of the birds observed, every cormorant noted, every pelican listed, every battlefield raven taxonomically placed, no tern unturned. Some men in armour would have been involved at some stage, but only because the ravens were perching on them.
'The phoenix doesn't lay eggs,' said Oats, at one point. This was a point a few points after the point where he asked the falconer if he'd been drinking.
'She's a bird,' said Hodgesaargh. 'That's what birds do. I've never seen a bird that doesn't lay eggs. I collected the eggshell.'
He scuttled off into the mews. Oats smiled nervously at Granny Weatherwax.
'Probably a bit of chicken shell,' he said. 'I've read about the phoenix. It's a mythical creature, a symbol, it-'
'Can't say for sure,' said Granny. 'I've never seen one that close to.'