NEVERTHELESS.
'No, no. I'm sorry, but it just won't do. You will have to wait. I really cannot be bothered with that sort of nonsense.'
Death was nonplussed. Most people were, after the initial confusion, somewhat relieved when they died. A subconscious weight had been removed. The other cosmic shoe had dropped. The worst had happened and they could, metaphorically, get on with their lives. Few people treated it as a simple annoyance that might go away if you complained enough.
Mr Hopkinson's hand went through a tabletop. 'Oh.'
YOU SEE?
'This is most uncalled-for. Couldn't you have arranged a less awkward time?'
ONLY BY CONSULTATION WITH YOUR MURDERER.
'It all seems very badly organized. I wish to make a complaint. I pay my taxes, after all.'
I AM DEATH, NOT TAXES. I TURN UP ONLY ONCE.
The shade of Mr Hopkinson began to fade. 'It's simply that I've always tried to plan ahead in a sensible way...'
I FIND THE BEST APPROACH IS TO TAKE LIFE AS IT COMES.
'That seems very irresponsible...'
IT'S ALWAYS WORKED FOR ME.
The sedan chair came to a halt outside Pseudopolis Yard. Vimes left the runners to park it and strode in, putting his coat back on.
There had been a time, and it seemed like only yesterday, when the Watch House had been almost empty. There'd be old Sergeant Colon dozing in his chair, and Corporal Nobbs's washing drying in front of the stove. And then suddenly it had all changed...
Sergeant Colon was waiting for him with a clipboard. 'Got the reports from the other Watch Houses, sir,' he said, trotting along beside Vimes.
'Anything special?'
'Bin a bit of an odd murder, sir. Down in one of them old houses on Misbegot Bridge. Some old priest. Dunno much about it. The patrol just said it ought to be looked at.'
'Who found him?'
'Constable Visit sir.'
'Oh, gods.'
'Yessir.'
'I'll try to get along there this morning. Anything else?'
'Corporal Nobbs is sick, sir,'
'Oh, I know that.'
'I mean off sick, sir.'
'Not his granny's funeral this time?'
'Nossir.'
'How many's he had this year, by the way?'
'Seven, sir.'