“Yes,” said Tiffany, grinning happily. The wonderful moment was passing too quickly for all the questions she wanted to ask. “Yes! But, er…”
“Yes?” said Mrs. Ogg.
“I don’t have to dance around with no clothes on or anything like that, do I? Only I heard rumors—”
Mistress Weatherwax rolled her eyes.
Mrs. Ogg grinned cheerfully. “Well, that procedure does have something to recommend it—” she began.
“No, you don’t have to!” snapped Mistress Weatherwax. “No cottage made of sweets, no cackling, and no dancing!”
“Unless you want to,” said Mrs. Ogg, standing up. “There’s no harm in an occasional cackle, if the mood takes you that way. I’d teach you a good one right now, but we really ought to be going.”
“But…but how did you manage it?” said Miss Tick to Tiffany. “This is all chalk! You’ve become a witch on chalk? How?”
“That’s all you know, Perspicacia Tick,” said Mistress Weatherwax. “The bones of the hills is flint. It’s hard and sharp and useful. King of stones.” She picked up her broomstick and turned back to Tiffany. “Will you get into trouble, do you think?” she said.
“I might,” said Tiffany.
“Do you want any help?”
“If it’s my trouble, I’ll get out of it,” said Tiffany. She wanted to say: Yes, yes! I’m going to need help! I don’t know what’s going to happen when my father gets here! The Baron’s probably gotten really angry! But I don’t want them to think I can’t deal with my own problems. I ought to be able to cope.
“That’s right,” said Mistress Weatherwax.
Tiffany wondered if the witch could read minds.
“Minds? No,” said Mistress Weatherwax, climbing onto her broomstick. “Faces, yes. Come here, young lady.”
Tiffany obeyed.
“The thing about witchcraft,” said Mistress Weatherwax, “is that it’s not like school at all. First you get the test, and then afterward you spend years findin’ out how you passed it. It’s a bit like life in that respect.” She reached out and gently raised Tiffany’s chin so that she could look into her face.
“I see you opened your eyes,” she said.
“Yes.”
“Good. Many people never do. Times ahead might be a little tricky, even so. You’ll need this.”
She stretched out a hand and made a circle in the air around Tiffany’s head, then brought her hand up over the head while making little movements with her forefinger.
Tiffany raised her hands to her head. For a moment she thought there was nothing there, and then they touched…something. It was more like a sensation in the air; if you weren’t expecting it to be there, your fingers passed straight through.
“Is it really there?” she said.
“Who knows?” said the witch. “It’s virtually a pointy hat. No one else will know it’s there. It might be a comfort.”
“You mean it just exists in my head?” said Tiffany.
“You’ve got lots of things in your head. That doesn’t mean they aren’t real. Best not to ask me too many questions.”
“What happened to the toad?” said Miss Tick, who did ask questions.
“He’s gone off with the Wee Free Men,” said Tiffany. “It turned out he used to be a lawyer.”
“You’ve given a clan of the Nac Mac Feegle their own lawyer?” said Mrs. Ogg. “That’ll make the world tremble. Still, I always say the occasional tremble does you good.”
“Come, sisters, we must away,” said Miss Tick, who had climbed on the other broomstick behind Mrs. Ogg.