"And what does that mean?"
"Er, that things are pretty bad down there, sir," said Carrot earnestly. "Oh dear." He put the notebook down slowly, as if half afraid that it might explode.
"Well, there has been a murder, captain," Vimes pointed out.
"Yes, Sir. But this might mean something worse, sir. Mine-sign is a very strange phenomenon."
"There was a sign like it over the door, only there was just one line and it was horizontal," Vimes added.
"Oh, that"d be the Long Dark rune, sir," said Carrot dismissively. "It"s just the symbol for a mine. Nothing to worry about."
"But this other one is? Is it anything to do with grags sitting in a room surrounded by lighted candles?"
It was always nice to surprise Carrot, and this time he looked amazed. "How did you work that out, sir?"
"It"s only words, captain," said Vimes, waving a hand. ""The Following Dark" doesn"t sound good. Time to stay brightly lit, maybe? When I met them they were surrounded by candles. I thought maybe it was some kind of ceremony."
"Could be," Carrot agreed, carefully. "Thank you for this, sir. I"ll go prepared."
As Carrot reached the door, Vimes added, "One thing, captain?" "Yes, sir?"
Vimes didn"t look up from the sandwich, out of which he was daintily separating the fragments of L and the T from the crispy B. "Just remember you"re a copper, will you?" he said.
Sally knew something was up as soon as she got back into the locker room, in her shiny new breastplate and soup-bowl helmet. Coppers of various species were standing around trying to look nonchalant. Coppers are never any good at this.
They watched as she approached her locker. She opened the door, therefore, with due care. The shelf was full of garlic.
Ah. It starts, and so soon, too. Just as well she"d been prepared ...
Here and there, behind her, she heard the faint coughs and throat-clearings of people trying not to laugh. And there was smirking going on; a smirk makes a subtle noise if you"re listening for it.
She reached into the locker with both hands and pulled out two big fat bulbs. All eyes were on her, all coppers were motionless as she walked slowly around the room.
The reek of garlic was strong on one young constable, whose big
grin was suddenly caked with nervousness at the corners. He had the
look about him of the kind of fool who"d do anything for a giggle. "Excuse me, constable, but what is your name?" she said meekly.
"Er ... Fittly miss. .."
"Are these from you?" Sally demanded. She let her canines extend just enough to notice.
"... er, only a joke, miss. .
"Nothing funny about it," said Sally sweetly. "I like garlic. I love
garlic. Don"t you?"
"Er, yeah," said the unhappy Fittly. "Good," said Sally.
With a speed that made him flinch, she rammed a bulb into her
mouth and bit down heavily. The crunching was the only sound in
the locker room.
And then, she swallowed.