'We could go. Might be fun.' Juliet waved a tattered copy of Bu-bubble. 'And the new micromails are going to be really good and soft, and don't chafe, it says here, plus, horned helmets are making a return after too long in obs... curi... tea. Where's that? And there's this mat... in... a tomorrow.'
'Yes, but we're not the kind of women who go to fashion shows, Jules.'
'You're not. Why am I not?'
'Well, because... Well, I wouldn't know what to wear.' Glenda was getting desperate now.
'That's why you should go to fashion shows,' said Juliet smugly.
Glenda opened her mouth to snap a reply, and thought: it's not about boys and it's not about football. It's safe.
'All right. I suppose it might be fun. Look, we've done a woman's job this evening. I'll take you home now and do my chores and come back. Your dad might be worrying.'
'He'll be in the pub,' said Juliet accurately.
'Well, he would be worrying if he wasn't,' said Glenda.
She wanted some time to herself with her feet up. It hadn't just been a long day, it had been a long and deep one as well. She needed some time for things to settle.
'And we'll take a chair, how about that?'
'They're very expensive!'
'Well, you're only young once, that's what I say.'
'I never heard you say that before.'
Several troll chairs were waiting outside the university. They were expensive at fivepence for the ride, but the seats in panniers round the carrier's neck were much more comfy than the slats on the buses. Of course, it was posh, and curtains twitched and lips pursed. That was the strange thing about the street: if you were born there, people didn't like it if you started not to fit in. Granny had called it 'getting ideas above your station'. It was letting the side up.
She opened Juliet's door for her because the girl always fumbled with the lock, and watched it shut.
Only then did she open her own front door, which was as patched and peeling as the other one. She'd hardly taken her coat off when there was a hammering on the weatherbeaten woodwork. She flung it open to find Mr Stollop, Juliet's father, one fist still raised and a little cloud of powdered paint flecks settling around him.
'Heard you come in, Glendy,' he said. 'What's this all about?'
His other huge hand rose, holding a crisp off-white envelope. You didn't see many of these in Dolly Sisters.
'It's called a letter,' said Glenda.
The man held it out imploringly and now she noticed the large letter V on the dreaded government stamp, guaranteed to spread fear and despondency among those with taxes yet to pay.
'It's his lordship writing to me!' said Mr Stollop in distress. 'Why'd he want to go and write to me? I haven't done nothing!'
'Have you thought about opening it?' said Glenda. 'That's generally how we find out what's in letters.'
There was another of those imploring looks. In Dolly Sisters reading and writing was soft indoor work that was best left to the women. Real work required broad backs, strong arms and calloused hands. Mr Stollop absolutely fitted the bill. He was captain of the Dollies and in one match had bitten an ear off three men. She sighed and took the letter from a hand which she noticed was slightly trembling and slit it open with her thumbnail.
'It says here, Mister Stollop,' she said, and the man winced. 'Yes. That would be you,' Glenda added.
'Is there anything about taxes or anything?' he said.
'Not that I can see. He writes that "I would greatly appreciate your company at a dinner I am proposing to hold at Unseen University at eight o'clock Wednesday evening to discuss the future of the famous game foot-the-ball. I will be pleased to welcome you as the captain of the Dolly Sisters team."'
'Why has he picked on me?' Stollop demanded.
'He says,' said Glenda, 'because you're the captain.'
'Yes, but why me?'