'And the guards?'
Drumknott glanced for a moment at Lady Margolotta. 'I have taken the precaution of stationing some of them inconspicuously in the Great Hall gallery with crossbows.'
'Stand them down,' said Vetinari.
'Stand them down?' said Margolotta.
'Stand them down,' said Vetinari again, directly to Drumknott. He extended his arm to her ladyship. 'I think the term is, as they put it, alea iacta est. The die, your ladyship, is cast, and we should both see how it falls.'
'Will you get into trouble for that?' said Glenda, staying close to Nutt as they walked up the steps.
The main hall of the palace was an intimidating place when empty, because it had been designed for exactly that purpose.
'Why didn't you just knock like everyone else?'
'My dear Glenda, I am not like anyone else and neither are you.'
'Then what are you going to do?'
'I don't know. What will Ladyship do? I have no idea, although I am becoming aware of how she thinks and there are a few possibilities I have in mind.'
They watched two figures coming down the broad staircase that extended up into the rest of the building. It had been built to accommodate hundreds; the two people coming down looked uncharacteristically small.
'Ah, Mister Nutt,' said Vetinari as they had almost reached the bottom step, 'and Miss Sugarbean. I must add my congratulations to the pair of you on the wonderful, albeit surprising, success of Unseen Academicals.'
'I think you are going to have to make a lot of changes to the rules, sir,' said Nutt.
'Such as?' said Vetinari.
'I think you need assistants for the referee. His eyes can't be everywhere,' said Nutt, 'and there do need to be some more rules. Although Mister Hoggett did the honourable thing, I think.'
'And Professor Rincewind might make a very capable attacker, if only you could persuade him to take the ball with him,' said Vetinari.
'I would never tell the Archchancellor this, my lord, but I think he may be better in a more defensive role.'
'Who would you suggest as an alternative?' said Vetinari.
'Well, Charlie, the animated skeleton who works in the Department of Post-Mortem Communications, did very well in trials. And, after all,' he paused for a moment, 'yes, after all, none of us can help how we're made.'
They turned at a tap, tap, tapping behind them. It was Lady Margolotta's foot.
Nutt gave a little bow. 'Ladyship. I trust I find you in adequate health.'
'And you likewise, Nutt,' said Lady Margolotta.
Nutt turned to Glenda. 'What was that term you used once?'
'In the pink,' said Glenda.
'Yes, that's right, I am deeply in the pink,' said Nutt. 'And it's Mister Nutt, if you please, your ladyship.'
'Would the two of you care to join us upstairs for a late supper?' asked Vetinari, watching them both very carefully.
'No, I don't think we will impose, but thank you very much. I have a lot to do. Lady Margolotta?'
'Yes?'
'Would you come here, please?'