Five Little Pigs (Hercule Poirot 25)

“I’ve always thought you were an honest man, Poirot. What are you doing? Trying to make money by playing on a girl’s natural affections?”

“You do not know the girl. She is an unusual girl. A girl of great force of character.”

“Yes, I should imagine the daughter of Amyas and Caroline Crale might be that. What does she want?”

“She wants the truth.”

“Hm—I’m afraid she’ll find the truth unpalatable. Honestly, Poirot, I don’t think there’s any doubt about it. She killed him.”

“You will forgive me, my friend, but I must satisfy myself on that point.”

“Well, I don’t know what more you can do. You can read up the newspaper accounts of the trial. Humphrey Rudolph appeared for the Crown. He’s dead—let me see, who was his junior? Young Fogg, I think. Yes, Fogg. You can have a chat with him. And then there are the people who were there at the time. Don’t suppose they’ll enjoy your butting in and raking the whole thing up, but I dare say you’ll get what you want out of them. You’re a plausible devil.”

“Ah yes, the people concerned. That is very important. You remember, perhaps, who they were?”

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Depleach considered.

“Let me see—it’s a long time ago. There were only five people who were really in it, so to speak—I’m not counting the servants—a couple of faithful old things, scared-looking creatures—they didn’t know anything about anything. No one could suspect them.”

“There are five people, you say. Tell me about them.”

“Well, there was Philip Blake. He was Crale’s greatest friend—had known him all his life. He was staying in the house at the time. He’s alive. I see him now and again on the links. Lives at St. George’s Hill. Stockbroker. Plays the markets and gets away with it. Successful man, running to fat a bit.”

“Yes. And who next?”

“Then there was Blake’s elder brother. Country squire—stay at home sort of chap.”

A jingle ran through Poirot’s head. He repressed it. He must not always be thinking of nursery rhymes. It seemed an obsession with him lately. And yet the jingle persisted.

“This little pig went to market, this little pig stayed at home….”

He murmured:

“He stayed at home—yes?”

“He’s the fellow I was telling you about—messed about with drugs—and herbs—bit of a chemist. His hobby. What was his name now? Literary sort of name—I’ve got it. Meredith. Meredith Blake. Don’t know whether he’s alive or not.”

“And who next?”

“Next? Well, there’s the cause of all the trouble. The girl in the case. Elsa Greer.”

“This little pig ate roast beef,” murmured Poirot.

Depleach stared at him.

“They’ve fed her meat all right,” he said. “She’s been a go-getter. She’s had three husbands since then. In and out of the divorce court as easy as you please. And every time she makes a change, it’s for the better. Lady Dittisham—that’s who she is now. Open any Tatler and you’re sure to find her.”

“And the other two?”

“There was the governess woman. I don’t remember her name. Nice capable woman. Thompson—Jones—something like that. And there was the child. Caroline Crale’s half sister. She must have been about fifteen. She’s made rather a name for herself. Digs up things and goes trekking to the back of beyond. Warren—that’s her name. Angela Warren. Rather an alarming young woman nowadays. I met her the other day.”

“She is not, then, the little pig who cried Wee Wee Wee…?”

Sir Montague Depleach looked at him rather oddly. He said drily:

“She’s had something to cry Wee-Wee about in her life! She’s disfigured, you know. Got a bad scar down one side of her face. She—Oh well, you’ll hear all about it, I dare say.”