Dust and Decay (Benny Imura 2)
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“They’re not air traffic controllers, Morgie,” added Chong. “The more they can learn about the jet, the better the chance they’ll have to find it. I think.”
“What’s an air traffic controller?” persisted Morgie.
That allowed Chong to steer the conversation away from the road trip and into areas of pre–First Night trivia. Benny cut a sly sideways look at Nix, and there it was: just the slightest slice of a smile. She reached under the table and gave his hand a quick squeeze.
Tom, who had been watching this performance, hid a smile behind his teacup as he drained it. Then he set it down with a thump that drew all eyes his way.
“Okay, my young Jedi … time to train.”
Everyone jumped up, but as they headed outside, Morgie nudged Chong in the ribs.
“What’s a Jedi?”
FROM NIX’S JOURNAL
Things We Know About Zombies, Part 1
They are dead human beings who reanimated.
They can’t think. (Tom’s pretty sure about this.)
They do not need to breathe.
They don’t bleed.
They are clumsy and slow.
They can do some things (walk, grab, bite, swallow, moan).
They rarely use tools. (Tom says that some of them pick up stones or sticks to try and break into a house; but he says it’s really unusual.)
They aren’t very coordinated. (Tom has seen a few turn door handles. They only climb stairs when following prey. No ladders, though.)
**They are really scary!
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“I AM A COLD-BLOODED, EAGLE-EYED, HEAD CHOPPING, TOTALLY BADASS zombie killing engine of destruction,” declared Benny Imura. “And I am so going to—”
Nix Riley batted his sword aside and whacked him on the head.
“Ow!” he yelled.
“Yes, you’re truly frightening,” she said. “I’m going to fall down and faint.”
“Ow,” he said louder, to emphasize the point in case anyone missed it.
Chong and Morgie sat on the picnic table. Tom leaned against the big oak in the corner of the yard. Lilah sat with her back to the garden fence. They were all laughing. At him.
“Oh sure, laugh,” he growled, shaking his wooden bokken at them. “She hit me when I wasn’t looking.”
“So … look,” suggested Chong.
Morgie pretended to cough into his hand but said, “Loser.”
“A little focus would be useful,” said Tom. “I mean … since our road trip’s in a week and you are training to save your life. To survive, you have to be warrior smart.”
Tom had drilled them so relentlessly in his “warrior smart” program that Benny was considering disowning his brother.