“No! No cell phones tonight, man. You just pitched a no-hitter! We’re getting fucked up!” Logan shouted before sliding my cell phone down the length of the table.
“Dick! Hey, Chance, gimme my phone, will you?” I shouted toward my teammates on the other end.
Chance looked down, his eyes widened, and he pushed it forcefully. I watched as it practically flew and landed in my lap with a thud.
“What did I tell you?” Logan yelled, his eyelids half closed.
“I’m just gonna text Cass, then I’ll shut it off,” I promised my drunk friend. I typed out the text as quickly as I could, which wasn’t very quick considering how drunk I was.
I miss yo9 os fukkeng mucb. Wish u wede hefd.
I stared at the text message before pressing Send. I knew I’d spelled words wrong, but I was too drunk to care about fixing it.
I couldn’t remember the last time I felt this fucked up. My vision blurred, my head spun, my legs shook as I walked, and my defenses were definitely down on the floor somewhere with my good judgment. I spotted Chrystle on the dance floor and suddenly couldn’t tear my eyes away from her tiny little body as she shook it. She watched me watching her and I knew I was in trouble.
Look away, you idiot.
Hot prickles shot through my body, but I ignored their warning, watching Chrystle grind her tight little body against another girl’s. Her hips dipped and moved in perfect rhythm and I suddenly couldn’t stop thinking about fucking her. If she moved like that on the dance floor…
The song changed and she ditched her dance partner and headed toward me. “I knew you liked what you saw earlier. You were just playing hard to get. ”
“I didn’t like it earlier, but I like it now. ” I slurred my words.
’Cause I’m fucking loaded and I can’t think straight.
“Is that right? Earlier you had a girlfriend. ” She toyed with me, pressing her sweaty body against mine as I instantly became aroused.
Cassie.
“Earlier you didn’t care. ”
“I still don’t,” she sassed before grinding her hips into me.
“You better stop doing that or it’s gonna get you in trouble. ”
I want to give her some trouble.
Some good, hard trouble.
“Maybe I wanna get into trouble?” She turned her body around and pressed her ass against me before bending over to pick something up off the floor. “I dropped this. Sorry. ”
Fuck. Me.
I grabbed her wrist and pulled her to me. When our bodies were pressed up against each other, she reached down and placed her hand on my zipper. “Take me home, Jack. ”
“You know this doesn’t mean anything, right? It’s just sex. ” Drunken truth spilled from my lips.
“You sure know how to romance a girl,” she pouted as her bottom lip jutted out.
“Fucking isn’t romantic. And that’s all we’re gonna do. ” I grabbed her hand and attempted to pull her toward the exit. “You can drive, right?” I asked as I struggled to stay upright.
“I’m sober as a judge. ” She dangled her keys in the air.
“I don’t know what that means, but let’s go. ”
She giggled as I followed behind her.
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