‘I don’t usually approve of new methods,’ he said. ‘Not on this sort of a job.’
‘Of course.’
‘But by God, Gordon, I think we’re on to a hot one this time.’
‘You do?’
‘There’s no question about it.’
‘I hope you’re right.’
‘It’ll be a milestone in the history of poaching,’ he said. ‘But don’t you go telling a single soul how we’ve done it, you understand. Because if this ever leaked out we’d have every bloody fool in the district doing the same thing and there wouldn’t be a pheasant left.’
‘I won’t say a word.’
‘You ought to be very proud of yourself,’ he went on. ‘There’s been men with brains studying this problem for hundreds of years and not one of them’s ever come up with anything even a quarter as artful as you have. Why didn’t you tell me about it before?’
‘You never invited my opinion,’ I said.
And that was the truth. In fact, up until the day before, Claud had never even offered to discuss with me the sacred subject of poaching. Often enough, on a summer’s evening when work was finished, I had seen him with cap on head sliding quietly out of his caravan and disappearing up the road toward the woods; and sometimes, watching him through the window of the filling-station, I would find myself wondering exactly what he was going to do, what wily tricks he was going to practise all alone up there under the trees in the dead of night. He seldom came back until very late, and never, absolutely never did he bring any of the spoils with him personally on his return. But the following afternoon – and I couldn’t imagine how he did it – there would always be a pheasant or a hare or a brace of partridges hanging up in the shed behind the filling-station for us to eat.
This summer he had been particularly active, and during the last couple of months he had stepped up the
tempo to a point where he was going out four and sometimes five nights a week. But that was not all. It seemed to me that recently his whole attitude toward poaching had undergone a subtle and mysterious change. He was more purposeful about it now, more tight-lipped and intense than before, and I had the impression that this was not so much a game any longer as a crusade, a sort of private war that Claud was waging single-handed against an invisible and hated enemy.
But who?
I wasn’t sure about this, but I had a suspicion that it was none other than the famous Mr Victor Hazel himself, the owner of the land and the pheasants. Mr Hazel was a pie and sausage manufacturer with an unbelievably arrogant manner. He was rich beyond words, and his property stretched for miles along either side of the valley. He was a self-made man with no charm at all and precious few virtues. He loathed all persons of humble station, having once been one of them himself, and he strove desperately to mingle with what he believed were the right kind of folk. He hunted with the hounds and gave shooting-parties and wore fancy waistcoats, and every weekday he drove an enormous black Rolls-Royce past the filling-station on his way to the factory. As he flashed by, we would sometimes catch a glimpse of the great glistening butcher’s face above the wheel, pink as a ham, all soft and inflamed from eating too much meat.
Anyway, yesterday afternoon, right out of the blue, Claud had suddenly said to me, ‘I’ll be going on up to Hazel’s wood again tonight. Why don’t you come along?’
‘Who, me?’
‘It’s about the last chance this year for pheasants,’ he had said. ’The shooting-season opens Saturday and the
birds’ll be scattered all over the place after that – if there’s any left.’
‘Why the sudden invitation?’ I had asked, greatly suspicious.
‘No special reason, Gordon. No reason at all.’
‘Is it risky?’
He hadn’t answered this.
‘I suppose you keep a gun or something hidden away up there?’
‘A gun!’ he cried, disgusted. ‘Nobody ever shoots pheasants, didn’t you know that? You’ve only got to fire a cap-pistol in Hazel’s woods and the keepers’ll be on you.’
‘Then how do you do it?’
‘Ah,’ he said, and the eyelids drooped over the eyes, veiled and secretive.
There was a long pause. Then he said, ‘Do you think you could keep your mouth shut if I was to tell you a thing or two?’
‘Definitely.’
‘I’ve never told this to anyone else in my whole life, Gordon.’