Fake Marriage Box Set

“You sent me messages?”

“Umm. YES! I have some awesome news! And I want to tell EVERYONE, but I wanted to tell you first!”

“Yeah?” I said, even though I already knew what the news was.

“Charles and I are getting married.”

“Yay! That's amazing. I'm so happy for you.”

“I'm over the moon.”

“I bet you are,” I proclaimed.

“So, how are things out there? Have you told the hot neighbor you’re into him?”

“Really? You just got engaged and this is what you want to talk about?”

“Are you at least getting laid?”

“What? No.”

“Well, you should be. Don't waste that gorgeous body.”

I laughed. “Shut up. Now, when are you coming out to visit?” I asked.

“I have a week off coming up, and I would love to fly out and see you for at least a few days.”

“That would be amazing! There is a lot of testosterone out here and not enough estrogen.”

“Awww, you do miss me?” she cooed.

“You know I do!”

“Well, we shall remedy said affliction. By the way, do you know how many people I called before I thought about getting your number from Charlie’s phone?”

“You crack me up.” I laughed into the phone.

“It’s my job. Okay, I have to call like my mom and stuff,” she laughed. “I'll call you later this week and give you the details of when I can come out.”

“Awesome! We can stay in Portland for the day and see everyone. Granddad says you’re always welcome there.”

“Aww, I love that man. Is he okay now?”

“As crazy as ever. He wanted out of the hospital the day after.”

“Yup, that sounds about right. Tell them I said hi when you get a chance.”

“I will. Hey, I'm sorry I haven’t called much.”

“Girl, please. I know how you are when you get a new grant. There were weeks when we lived together that you didn't speak to me. I miss you though.”

“I miss you too. Love you, talk to you soon.”

“Love you too, bye.”

And she was gone. I was a shitty friend, but at least she knew me and my quirks. This was another reason why I never dated. There would be times where I was so focused on work that I didn't pay attention to anything else around me, and while that hadn't necessarily been the case, I was going to let it be at least for now. She would understand when she got here and saw my neighbors.

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