The Ocean at the End of the Lane

I was not scared, though, and I could not have told you why I was not scared. I trusted Lettie, just as I had trusted her when we had gone in search of the flapping thing beneath the orange sky. I believed in her, and that meant I would come to no harm while I was with her. I knew it in the way I knew that grass was green, that roses had sharp, woody thorns, that breakfast cereal was sweet.

We went into the house through the front door. It was not locked – unless we went away on holidays, I do not ever remember it being locked – and we went inside.

My sister was practising the piano in the front room. We went in. She heard the noise, stopped playing ‘Chopsticks’ and turned around.

She looked at me curiously. ‘What happened last night?’ she asked. ‘I thought you were in trouble, but then Mummy and Daddy came back and you were just staying with your friends. Why would they say you were sleeping at your friends’? You don’t have any friends.’ She noticed Lettie Hempstock then. ‘Who’s this?’

‘My friend,’ I told her. ‘Where’s the horrible monster?’

‘Don’t call her that,’ said my sister. ‘She’s nice. She’s having a lie-down.’

My sister did not say anything about my clothes.

Lettie Hempstock took a broken xylophone from her shopping bag and dropped it on to the scree of toys that had accumulated between the piano and the blue toy box with the detached lid.

‘There,’ she said. ‘Now it’s time to go and say hello.’

The first faint stirrings of fear inside my chest, inside my mind. ‘Go up to her room, you mean?’

‘Yup.’

‘What’s she doing up there?’

‘Still giving people money,’ said Lettie. ‘Only local people so far. She finds what they think they need and she tries to give it to them. She’s doing it to make the world into something she’ll be happier in. Somewhere more comfortable for her. Somewhere cleaner. And she doesn’t care so much about giving them money, not any more. Now what she cares about more is people hurting.’

As we went up the stairs, Lettie placed something on each step: a clear glass marble with a twist of green inside it; one of the little metal objects we called knucklebones; a bead; a pair of bright blue doll’s eyes, connected at the back with white plastic, to make them open or close; a small horseshoe magnet; a black pebble; a badge, the kind that came attached to birthday cards, with I Am Seven on it; a book of matches; a plastic ladybird with a black magnet in the base; a toy car, half squashed, its wheels gone; and last of all, a lead soldier. It was missing a leg.

We were at the top of the stairs. The bedroom door was closed. Lettie said, ‘She won’t put you in the attic.’ Then, without knocking, she opened the door, and she went into the bedroom that had once been mine, and, reluctantly, I followed.

Ursula Monkton was lying on the bed with her eyes closed. She was the first adult woman who was not my mother that I had seen naked, and I glanced at her curiously. But the room was more interesting to me than she was.

It was my old bedroom, but it wasn’t. Not any more. There was the little yellow hand basin, just my size, and the walls were still robin’s-egg blue, as they had been when it was mine. But now strips of cloth hung from the ceiling, grey, ragged cloth strips, like bandages, some only a foot long, others dangling almost all the way to the floor. The window was open and the wind rustled and pushed them, so they swayed, greyly, and it seemed as if perhaps the room was moving, like a tent or a ship at sea.

‘You have to go now,’ said Lettie.

Ursula Monkton sat up on the bed, and then she opened her eyes, which were the same grey as the hanging cloths. She said, in a voice that still sounded half asleep, ‘I wondered what I would have to do to bring you both here, and now look, you came.’

‘You didn’t bring us here,’ Lettie said. ‘We came because we wanted to. And I came to give you one last chance to go.’

‘I’m not going now,’ said Ursula Monkton, and she sounded petulant, like a very small child who wanted something. ‘I’ve only just got here. I have a house, now. I have pets – his father is just the sweetest thing. I’m making people happy. There is nothing like me anywhere in this whole world. I was looking, just now when you came in. I’m the only one there is. They can’t defend themselves. They don’t know how. So this is the best place in the whole world.’

She smiled at us both, brightly. She really was pretty, for a grown-up, but when you are seven, beauty is an abstraction, not an imperative. I wonder what I would have done if she had smiled at me like that now: whether I would have handed my mind or my heart or my identity to her for the asking, as my father did.

‘You think this world’s like that,’ said Lettie. ‘You think it’s easy. But it en’t.’

‘Of course it is. What are you saying? That you and your family will defend this world against me? You’re the only one who ever leaves the borders of your farm – and you tried to bind me without knowing my name. Your mother wouldn’t have been that foolish. I’m not scared of you, little girl.’

Lettie reached deep into the shopping bag. She pulled out the jam jar with the translucent wormhole inside, and held it out.

‘Here’s your way back,’ she said. ‘I’m being kind, and I’m being nice. Trust me. Take it. I don’t think you can get any nearer to home than the place we met you, with the orange sky, but that’s far enough. I can’t get you from there to where you came from in the first place – I asked Gran, and she says it isn’t even there any more – but once you’re back, we can find a place for you, somewhere similar. Somewhere you’ll be happy. Somewhere you’ll be safe.’

Ursula Monkton got off the bed. She stood up and looked down at us. There were no lightnings wreathing her, not any longer, but she was scarier standing naked in that bedroom than she had been floating in the storm. She was an adult – no, more than an adult. She was old. And I have never felt more like a child.

‘I’m so happy here,’ she said. ‘So very, very happy.’ And then she said, almost regretfully, ‘You’re not.’

I heard a sound, a soft, raggedy, flapping sound. The grey cloths began to detach themselves from the ceiling, one by one. They fell, but not in a straight line. They fell towards us, from all over the room, as if we were magnets, pulling them towards our bodies. The first strip of grey cloth landed on the back of my left hand, and it stuck there. I reached out my right hand and grabbed it, and I pulled the cloth off; it adhered, for a moment, and as it pulled off, it made a sucking sound. There was a discoloured patch on the back of my left hand, where the cloth had been, and it was as red as if I had been sucking on it for a long, long time, longer and harder than I ever had in real life, and it was beaded with blood. There were pinpricks of red wetness that smeared as I touched them, and then a long bandage cloth began to attach itself to my legs, and I moved away as a cloth landed on my face and my forehead, and another wrapped itself over my eyes, blinding me, so I pulled at the cloth on my eyes, but now another cloth circled my wrists, bound them together, and my arms were wrapped and bound to my body, and I stumbled, and fell to the floor.

If I pulled against the cloths, they hurt me.

My world was grey. I gave up, then. I lay there, and did not move, concentrated only on breathing through the space the cloth strips had left for my nose. They held me, and they felt alive.

I lay there, and I listened. There was nothing else I could do.

Ursula said, ‘I need the boy safe. I promised I’d keep him in the attic, so the attic it shall be. But you, little farm girl. What shall I do with you? Something appropriate. Perhaps I ought to turn you inside out, so your heart and brains and flesh are all on the outside, and the skin side’s inside. Then I’ll keep you wrapped up in my room here, with your eyes staring forever at the darkness inside yourself. I can do that.’

‘No,’ said Lettie. She sounded sad, I thought. ‘Actually, you can’t. And I gave you your chance.’

‘You threatened me. Empty threats.’

‘I dunt make threats,’ said Lettie. ‘I really wanted you to have a chance.’ And then she said, ‘When you looked around the world for things like you, didn’t you wonder why there weren’t lots of other old things around? No, you never wondered. You were so happy it was just you here, you never stopped to think.

‘Gran always calls your sort of thing fleas, Skarthach of the Keep. I mean, she could call you anything. I think she thinks fleas is funny … She dunt mind your kind. She says you’re harmless enough. Just a bit stupid. That’s ’cos there are things that eat fleas, in this part of creation. Varmints, Gran calls them. She dunt like them at all. She says they’re mean, and they’re hard to get rid of. And they’re always hungry.’

‘I’m not scared,’ said Ursula Monkton. She sounded scared. And then she said, ‘How did you know my name?’

‘Went looking for it this morning. Went looking for other things too. Some boundary markers, to keep you from running too far, getting into more trouble. And a trail of breadcrumbs that leads straight here, to this room. Now, open the bottle, take out the doorway, and let’s send you home.’

I waited for Ursula Monkton to respond, but she said nothing. There was no answer. Only the slamming of a door, and the sound of footsteps, fast and pounding, running down the stairs.

Lettie’s voice was close to me, and it said, ‘She would have been better off staying here and taking me up on my offer.’

I felt her hands tugging at the cloths on my face. They came free with a wet, sucking sound, but they no longer felt alive, and when they came off they fell to the ground and lay there, unmoving. This time there was no blood beaded on my skin. The worst thing that had happened was that my arms and legs had gone to sleep. Lettie helped me to my feet.

She did not look happy.

‘Where did she go?’ I asked.

‘She’s followed the trail out of the house. And she’s scared. Poor thing. She’s so scared.’

‘You’re scared too.’

‘A bit, yes. Right about now she’s going to find that she’s trapped inside the bounds I put down, I expect,’ said Lettie.

We went out of the bedroom. Where the toy soldier at the top of the stairs had been, there was now a rip. That’s the best I can describe it: it was as if someone had taken a photograph of the stairs and then torn out the soldier from the photograph. There was nothing in the space where the soldier had been but a dim greyness that hurt my eyes if I looked at it too long.

‘What’s she scared of?’

‘You heard. Varmints.’

‘Are you scared of varmints, Lettie?’

She hesitated, just a moment too long. Then she said simply, ‘Yes.’

‘But you aren’t scared of her. Of Ursula.’

‘I can’t be scared of her. It’s just like Gran says. She’s like a flea, all puffed up with pride and power and lust, like a flea bloated with blood. But she couldn’t have hurt me. I’ve seen off dozens like her, in my time. One as come through in Cromwell’s day – now there was something to talk about. He made folk lonely, that one. They’d hurt themselves just to make the loneliness stop – gouge out their eyes or jump down wells, and all the while that great lummocking thing sits in the cellar of the Duke’s Head, looking like a squat toad big as a bulldog.’ We were at the bottom of the stairs, walking down the hall.

‘How do you know where she went?’

‘Oh, she couldn’t have gone anywhere but the way I laid out for her.’ In the front room my sister was still playing ‘Chopsticks’ on the piano.

Da da DUM da da

da da DUM da da

da da DUM da DUM da DUM da da …

We walked out of the front door. ‘He was nasty, that one, back in Cromwell’s day. But we got him out of there just before the hunger birds came.’

‘Hunger birds?’

‘What Gran calls varmints. The cleaners.’

They didn’t sound bad. I knew that Ursula had been scared of them, but I wasn’t. Why would you be scared of cleaners?

Chapter 11

We caught up with Ursula Monkton on the lawn, by the rose bushes. She was holding the jam jar with the drifting wormhole inside it. She looked strange. She tugged at the lid, and then stopped and looked up at the sky. Then she looked back to the jam jar once more.

She ran over to my beech tree, the one with the rope ladder, and she threw the jam jar as hard as she could against the trunk. If she was trying to break it, she failed. The jar simply bounced off, and landed on the moss that half covered the tangle of roots, and lay there, undamaged.

Ursula Monkton glared at Lettie. ‘Why?’ she said.

‘You know why,’ said Lettie.