He stood and stretched and headed for the kitchen.
“Wait,” I said. “Where are you going?”
“I’m hungry.”
“No, no, no. You have to leave.”
“There’s good news, and there’s bad news, and it’s both the same news. I’m here to stay.”
Don’t panic, I told myself. He’s obviously a crazy person. Just quietly leave the house and call the police. They’ll come get him and take him somewhere to get his meds adjusted.
“I’m not crazy,” Diesel said from the kitchen.
“Of course not. Did I say you were crazy?”
“You were thinking it.”
Oh great. The crazy guy can read minds. I inched away from the front door and cautiously peeked into the kitchen, where Diesel was going through the cabinets.
“Are you looking for money?” I asked him. “Jewelry?”
“I’m looking for food.” Diesel opened the refrigerator, looked inside, and settled on leftover lasagna. “So what’s going on with you? Do you have a boyfriend?”
“Excuse me?”
“I’ll take that as a no. You have ‘no boyfriend’ written all over you. Sort of a surprise, since you make decent lasagna,” Diesel said.
“My lasagna is better than decent. I happen to make great lasagna.”
Diesel grinned at me. “You’re kind of cute when you’re all indignant like that.”
I spun on my heel, huffed out of the kitchen, and headed for the front door and a call to 911. I reached the middle of my small living room and realized the door was open and the flesh-burning guy was standing in the doorway, looking in at me. I instinctively took a step back and came up against Diesel. Okay, so I know he might be crazy, but Jeez Louise, Diesel smelled great when you got close to him. Warm and spicy, like Christmas. And he felt good plastered against me, a protective hand resting on my hip.
“Hello, cousin,” Diesel said to the man in black.
There was a flash of light, and a lot of smoke, and when the smoke cleared, the man was gone.
“That was Wulf,” Diesel said. “But then, you’ve already met.”
“How did he do that? He vanished into thin air.”
“Smoke and mirrors,” Diesel said. “He’s read Magic Tricks for Dummies.”
“Why did he leave?”
Diesel went to the door, closed it, and threw the dead bolt. “He left because I was here.”
“Are you really his cousin?”
“Yeah. We grew up together.”
“And now?”
“Now we’re playing for different teams.”
He handed me the lasagna dish and his fork and laced up his boots.
“I need to follow Wulf,” he said. “Stay here and keep your doors locked.”