Ian: Is that the only reason you don’t want to scare me away?
Elly: Don’t ask me that.
Ian: Why?
Elly: Because this is fun.
Ian: That’s fair. Are you ready for your joke?
Elly: Yep!
Ian: What’s the best Christmas present?
Elly: An expensive one?
Ian: Nah, a broken drum. You just can’t beat it!
Elly: Hopefully you buy better gifts for your niece and nephew.
Ian: Whatever they want, usually.
Elly: Lucky kids!
Ian: What do you want for Christmas this year?
Elly: Nothing.
Ian: Really?
Elly: Not getting gifts kind of goes hand-in-hand with not celebrating the holiday.
Ian: There’s nobody that you want to buy a gift for?
Elly: No.
Ian: Not even your family?
Elly: I’ll buy what is necessary. That doesn’t mean I’m excited about it.
Ian: Why don’t you like Christmas?
Elly: It’s complicated. I don’t really want to talk about it…
Ian: Okay, what do you want to talk about?
Elly: It’s Friday night. Don’t you have better things to do than talk to me?
Ian: Not really. Why? Am I keeping you from something?
Elly: No.
Ian: Then what do you want to talk about?
Elly: I got another joke for you.
Ian: Okay. :)
Elly: How many sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb?