Club Endless Fantasy

Ian: Is that the only reason you don’t want to scare me away?

Elly: Don’t ask me that.

Ian: Why?

Elly: Because this is fun.

Ian: That’s fair. Are you ready for your joke?

Elly: Yep!

Ian: What’s the best Christmas present?

Elly: An expensive one?

Ian: Nah, a broken drum. You just can’t beat it!

Elly: Hopefully you buy better gifts for your niece and nephew.

Ian: Whatever they want, usually.

Elly: Lucky kids!

Ian: What do you want for Christmas this year?

Elly: Nothing.

Ian: Really?

Elly: Not getting gifts kind of goes hand-in-hand with not celebrating the holiday.

Ian: There’s nobody that you want to buy a gift for?

Elly: No.

Ian: Not even your family?

Elly: I’ll buy what is necessary. That doesn’t mean I’m excited about it.

Ian: Why don’t you like Christmas?

Elly: It’s complicated. I don’t really want to talk about it…

Ian: Okay, what do you want to talk about?

Elly: It’s Friday night. Don’t you have better things to do than talk to me?

Ian: Not really. Why? Am I keeping you from something?

Elly: No.

Ian: Then what do you want to talk about?

Elly: I got another joke for you.

Ian: Okay. :)

Elly: How many sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb?