Mr Spencer (Mr. 2)

I open the email and hit reply.

Mr Spencer

I cannot think of one good reason why I should

want to go out with you. My answer is no.

Lottie.

I look left then right and hit send.

A reply hits my inbox in an instant.

Dearest Lottie,

You are mistaken

I can think of at least thirty reasons why you should go out with me.

Spencer.

Poor, conceited fool.

Mr Spencer,

Name them.

I hit send and smirk against my coffee cup.

I answer a few emails, and then another reply comes back.

Lottie,

Although I have many obvious attributes, I will

happily oblige your request.

1 – I have white teeth.

2 – I love my grandma.

3 – I bake delicious cakes.

4 – I have blonde hair like you, we could dress as twins on fancy dress.

I giggle before I catch myself.

5 – I don’t tell lies.

6 – I like naughty kittens.

I put my hand over my mouth and close the email before I laugh out loud.

This man is an idiot. Can’t he at least pretend to be cool. I head to the bathroom to try and calm myself before I go back to my desk and open the email again.

7 – I am a size 13 shoe.

You work out what that means.