“Not true.” Sometimes I thought about pancakes and doughnuts.
Morelli’s big, orange, shaggy-?haired dog climbed onto the bed and settled into the spot Morelli had vacated.
“I was supposed to be at a briefing ten minutes ago,” Morelli said. “If you take Bob out to do his thing, I can jump in the shower, meet you in the parking lot, and only miss the first half of the meeting.”
Five minutes later, I handed Bob over to Morelli and watched his SUV chug away. I returned to the building, took the elevator back to my second-?floor apartment, let myself in, and scuffed into the kitchen. I started coffee brewing, and my phone rang.
“Your grandmother is missing,” my mother said. “She was gone when I got up this morning. She left a note that said she was hitting the open road. I don’t know what that means.”
“Maybe she went to a diner with one of her friends. Or maybe she walked up to the bakery.”
“It’s been hours, and she’s not back. And I called all her friends. No one’s seen her.”
Okay, so I had to admit it was a little worrisome. Especially since she’d had the mysterious duffel bag yesterday and had been attacked by the little man in the green pants. Seemed far-?fetched that there would be a connection, but the possibility made my stomach feel squishy.
“This is your grandmother we’re talking about,” my mother said. “She could be on the side of the road hitchhiking a ride to Vegas. You find people, right? That’s what you do for a living. Find your grandmother.”
“I’m a bounty hunter. I’m not a magician. I can’t just conjure up Grandma.”
“You’re all I’ve got,” my mother said. “Come over and look for clues. I’ve got maple link sausages. I’ve got coffee cake and scrambled eggs.”
“Deal,” I said. “Give me ten minutes.”
I hung up, turned around, and bumped into a big guy. I shrieked and jumped back.
“Chill,” he said, reaching out for me, drawing me close for a friendly kiss on the top of the head. “You just about broke my eardrum. You need to learn to relax.”
“Diesel!”
“Yeah. Did you miss me?”
“No.”
“That’s a fib,” he said. “Do I smell coffee?”
Diesel drops into my life every now and then. Actually, this visit makes it only three times, but it seems like more. He’s solid muscle, gorgeous, and scruffy, and he smells like everything a woman wants... sex and fresh-?baked cookies and a hint of Christmas. Okay, I know that’s an odd combination, but it works for Diesel. Maybe because he’s not entirely normal... but then, who is? He has unruly sandy blond hair and assessing brown eyes. He smiles a lot, and he’s pushy and rude and inexplicably charming. And he can do things ordinary men can’t do. At least, that’s the story he tells.
“What are you doing here?” I asked him.
“I’m looking for someone. You don’t mind if I hang out here for a couple days, do you?”
“Yes!”
He glanced at my coat. “Are you going somewhere?”
“I’m going to my mother’s for breakfast.”
“I’m in.”
I blew out a sigh, grabbed my purse and car keys, and we trooped out of my apartment and down the hall. Mrs. Finley from 3D was already in the elevator when we entered. She sucked in some air and pressed herself against the wall.
“It’s okay,” I said to her. “He’s harmless.”
“Hah,” Diesel said.
Diesel was wearing an outfit that looked like it belonged in the street-?person edition of GQ. Jeans with a rip in the knee, dusty shit-?kicker boots, a T-?shirt advertising Corona beer, a ratty gray unzipped sweatshirt over the shirt. Two days of beard. Hair that looked like he’d styled it with an eggbeater. Not that I should judge. I wasn’t exactly looking like a suburban sex goddess. My hair was uncombed, I had my feet shoved into Ugg knockoffs, and I had a winter coat buttoned over a pair of Morelli’s sweatpants and a flannel pajama top imprinted with duckies.
We all scooted out of the elevator, and Diesel followed me to my car. I was driving a Chevy Monte Carlo clunker that I’d gotten on the cheap because it didn’t go in reverse.