“What the hell is that?” I inquired.
They all looked at each other and Darwin said, “Go ahead, Einie, tell her.”
Einstein cleared his throat. “Spank is something we invented. You can snort it or put it in a liquid and drink it.”
I shook my head and stomped my foot. “Are you trying to tell me that you three nerds created your own drug?”
Darwin nodded. “Yes, we did. They don’t call us smart for nothing. Who do you think creates most drugs? Someone stupid?”
I had to give it to him. That made sense. “I’ve never thought of it that way, but I guess a person would have to know something about chemistry to make drugs.”
Newton snorted. The sound made me sick. “A person has to know a lot about chemistry to make drugs.”
I was amazed that I had never heard of the shit before. I wasn’t a serious druggie, but I worked at a damn strip club and most of the other dancers and the clientele were using one thing or another. “Why haven’t I ever heard of it? You sell it?”
They all shook their heads. Darwin said, “No, we don’t sell it. That’s illegal.”
“And making it isn’t illegal?” I asked. “What does it do to a person who takes it?”
They started staring at each other again.
“Are you all going to tell me today or not?”
Newton said, “It’s a sex drug.”
“A sex drug?” I walked back over to them and put my backpack down. “You guys are shittin’ me.”
“No, we’re not,” Einstein said. “We’ve created the ultimate aphrodisiac. If you don’t believe us, put a little in your soda and see what happens.”
“Hell no!” I lashed out at him. “For all I know, you idiots might be trying to kill a sistah or something.”
Einstein laughed and said with disdain, “She’s scared. Figures. The girls that always try to pretend like they’re the shit never are.”
“I ain’t scared of shit!” I told him. “Hand it over.”
He gave me the vial. I opened it and sniffed it. “There’s no odor.”
“Of course not. It is undetectable and we can even get away with taking it on the plane when we go home.”
“You nerds are lucky I’m bored and probably the most curious sistah on the fucking planet.”
Okay, I guess you’re wondering why I didn’t just break camp when the fools started talking about this Spank shit. Like I said, I was bored and curious. I put some in my soda and drank it.
At first, I didn’t feel a damn thing. Then, about ten minutes later, my pussy started throbbing like it had its own heartbeat.
Normally, I would never, ever have sexual relations with men that looked and acted like Newton, Darwin, and Einstein, but Spank made them all suddenly seem like assorted lollipops that I was just dying to lick.
I started with Darwin, since he had been the nicest to me from the beginning. Before I knew it, I had him naked, sitting on a chair, and I was dipping my tongue in and out the slit of his dick like I was on a treasure hunt. His dick was good, too. Better than any dick I had ever remembered sucking, and I’ve sucked many a dick in my day.
Newton got on the floor behind me, lifted up the back of my skirt, pulled down my winter tights and panties, and started eating out my ass. Freak! I must admit it was good, too.
I caught a rhythm on Darwin’s dick and started rotating my wrist on the bottom part while I waxed the head. “Um, you like that, baby?” I asked, looking up into his eyes, which I could barely see behind his bifocals.
“Yes, I like it. I bet you like it too, don’t you?” he replied.
I didn’t respond, just kept right on sucking.
Newton wasn’t fucking around and started ripping at my tights until he had them in shreds all over my legs. He stuck a finger in my ass and explored it. I was so excited that I came about the same time Darwin exploded within my cheeks.