“Yup.” I crossed my arms.
“Fine.” She pulled off her shirt.
“Wait.” I held up my hands. “What are you doing?”
“Two can play this game.” Her hands moved to her jeans.
We’d been married two days. Two actual days.
Rather than waiting, Saylor and I decided that, doing the whole long engagement thing? Not working so well, especially considering it felt like we were practically living together anyway.
Besides, if there was one thing we learned it was that we weren’t promised tomorrow, only today, so we got married.
“Say…” I groaned once her jeans fell to the floor.
She stepped out of them, clad in only her bra and underwear and then moved her hands.
“Wait!” I shouted my eyes fighting to figure out where to look first. “Our very serious discussion can’t happen if we’re both naked.”
“Oh?”
“Yeah.” I moved toward her, slowly, “It’s against the rules.”
“And who put you in charge of the rules?”
“Sweetheart, I’m Ashton freaking Hyde.”
“Ah,” Saylor nodded, a knowing gleam flaring in her eyes. “Pulling the celebrity jackass card… classy.”
I tilted my head to the side and lifted my hands helplessly into the air. “If the shoe fits.”
“The shoe’s about to find its way to Gabe Jr. and we all know how fond you are of every part being in working order.”
Snorting, I rolled my eyes, “Please, I didn’t hear you complaining last night, or this morning.”
“Whore.”
“I’m your whore.” I pointed out. “So it’s totally legal.”
“What’s this discussion about?” She crossed her arms making her breasts pop up in her bra, distracting me considerably from my goal of winning the battle I’d started.
“Up here.” Saylor snapped her fingers in front of me. “You have three seconds.”
“Dishwasher.” I pulled her against me. Damn, her skin felt good. “You forgot to load it.”
“False.” She breathed, arching her body into mine. “That was your chore for the week, check the chart.”
“I made the chart.”
“Aw, Ashton freaking Hyde, are you pouting?”
“No.” Yes.
“The chart,” Saylor pointed out, “was only established for what reason?”
I glared.
“Sorry, I didn’t catch that.” Saylor cupped her ear.