In One Person

Kittredge acted strangely in Delacorte's company; he could behave affectionately and impatiently with Delacorte in the same moment. It was as if Delacorte had been a childhood friend, but one who'd disappointed Kittredge--one who'd not "turned out" as Kittredge had hoped or expected.

r /> Kittredge was preternaturally fond of Delacorte's rinsing-and-spitting routine; Kittredge had even suggested to Richard that there might be onstage benefits to Lear's Fool repeatedly rinsing and spitting.

"Then it wouldn't be Shakespeare," Grandpa Harry said.

"I'm not prompting the rinsing and spitting, Richard," my mom said.

"Delacorte, you will kindly do your rinsing and spitting backstage," Richard told the compulsive lightweight.

"It was just an idea," Kittredge had said with a dismissive shrug. "I guess it will suffice that we at least have a Fool who can say the shadow word."

To me, Kittredge would be more philosophical. "Look at it this way, Nymph--there's no such thing as a working actor with a restricted vocabulary. But it's a positive discovery, to be made aware of your limitations at such a young age," Kittredge assured me. "How fortuitous, really--now you know you can never be an actor."

"You mean, it's not a career choice," I said, as Miss Frost had once declared to me--when I'd first told her that I wanted to be a writer.

"I should say not, Nymph--not if you want to give yourself a fighting chance."

"Oh."

"And you might be wise, Nymph, to clarify another choice--I mean, before you get to the career part," Kittredge said. I said nothing; I just waited. I knew Kittredge well enough to know when he was setting me up. "There's the matter of your sexual proclivities," Kittredge continued.

"My sexual proclivities are crystal-clear," I told him--a little surprised at myself, because I was acting and there wasn't a hint of a pronunciation problem.

"I don't know, Nymph," Kittredge said, with that deliberate or involuntary flutter in the broad muscles of his wrestler's neck. "In the area of sexual proclivities, you look like a work-in-progress to me."

"OH, IT'S YOU!" Miss Frost said cheerfully, when she saw me; she sounded surprised. "I thought it was your friend. He was here--he just left. I thought it was him, coming back."

"Who?" I asked her. (I had Kittredge on my mind, of course--not exactly a friend.)

"Tom," Miss Frost said. "Tom was just here. I'm never sure why he comes. He's always asking about a book he says he can't find at the academy library, but I know perfectly well the school has it. Anyway, I never have what he's looking for. Maybe he comes here looking for you."

"Tom who?" I asked her. I didn't think I knew a Tom.

"Atkins--isn't that his name?" Miss Frost asked. "I know him as Tom."

"I know him as Atkins," I said.

"Oh, William, I wonder how long the last-name culture of that awful school will persist!" Miss Frost said.

"Shouldn't we be whispering?" I whispered.

After all, we were in a library. I was puzzled by how loudly Miss Frost spoke, but I was also excited to hear her say that Favorite River Academy was an "awful school"; I secretly thought so, but out of loyalty to Richard Abbott and Uncle Bob, faculty brat that I was, I would never have said so.

"There's no one else here, William," Miss Frost whispered to me. "We can speak as loudly as we want."

"Oh."

"You've come to write, I suppose," Miss Frost loudly said.

"No, I need your advice about what I should read," I told her.

"Is the subject still crushes on the wrong people, William?"

"Very wrong," I whispered.

She leaned over, to be closer to me; she was still so much taller than I was, she made me feel that I hadn't grown. "We can whisper about this, if you want to," she whispered.

"Do you know Jacques Kittredge?" I asked her.