But just then, Grandpa Harry suddenly spoke up. "They're always late, those girls. I don't know where they are, but they'll show up. Everyone just go ahead and eat. There's plenty of food. Those girls can find somethin' to eat when they get here."
That quieted the crowd down. "I already told him that his girls aren't coming to the party, Bill. I mean, he knows they're dead--he's just forgetfulness exemplified," Nils told me.
"Forgetfulness personified," I said to the old Norwegian; he was two years older than Grandpa Harry, but Nils seemed a little more reliable in the remembering department, and in some other departments.
I asked Martha Hadley if Richard had spoken yet. Not since the news of the accident, Mrs. Hadley informed me. Richard had hugged me a lot, and I'd hugged him back, but there'd been no words.
Mr. Hadley appeared lost in thought--as he often did. I couldn't remember the last time he'd talked about anything but the war in Vietnam. Mr. Hadley had made himself a droll obituarist of every Favorite River boy who'd bitten the dust in Vietnam. I saw that he was waiting for me at the end of the buffet table.
"Get ready," Elaine warned me, in a whisper. "Here comes another death you didn't know about."
There was no prologue--there never was, with Mr. Hadley. He was a history teacher; he just announced things. "Do you remember Merryweather?" Mr. Hadley asked me.
Not Merryweather! I thought. Yes, I remembered him; he was still an underclassman when I graduated. He'd been the wrestling-team manager--he handed out oranges, cut in quarters; he picked up the bloody and discarded towels.
"Not Merryweather--not in Vietnam!" I automatically said.
"Yes, I'm afraid so, Billy," Mr. Hadley said gravely. "And Trowbridge--did you know Trowbridge, Billy?"
"Not Trowbridge!" I cried; I couldn't believe it! I'd last seen Trowbridge in his pajamas! Kittredge had accosted him when the round-faced little boy was on his way to brush his teeth. I was very upset to think of Trowbridge dying in Vietnam.
"Yes, I'm afraid so--Trowbridge, too, Billy," Mr. Hadley self-importantly went on. "Alas, yes--young Trowbridge, too."
I saw that Grandpa Harry had disappeared--if not in the way Uncle Bob had recently used the word.
"Not a costume change, let's hope, Bill," Nils Borkman whispered in my ear.
I only then noticed that Mr. Poggio, the grocer, was there--he who'd so enjoyed Grandpa Harry onstage, as a woman. In fact, both Mr. and Mrs. Poggio were there, to pay their respects. Mrs. Poggio, I remembered, had not enjoyed Grandpa Harry's female impersonations. This sighting caused me to look all around for the disapproving Riptons--Ralph Ripton, the sawyer, and his no-less-disapproving wife. But the Riptons, if they'd come to pay their respects, had left early--as was their habit at the plays put on by the First Sister Players.
I went to see how Uncle Bob was doing; there were a few more empty beer bottles at his feet, and now those feet could no longer locate the bottles and kick them under the couch.
I kicked a few bottles under the couch for him. "You won't be tempted to drive yourself home, will you, Uncle Bob?" I asked him.
"That's why I already put the car keys in your jacket pocket, Billy," my uncle told me.
But when I felt around in my jacket pockets, I found only a squash ball. "Not the car keys, Uncle Bob," I said, showing him the ball.
"Well, I know I put my car keys in someone's jacket pocket, Billy," the Racquet Man said.
"Any news from your graduating class?" I suddenly asked him; he was drunk enough--I thought I might catch him off-guard. "What news from the Class of '35?" I asked my uncle as casually as I could.
"Nothing from Big Al, Billy--believe me, I would tell you," he said.
Grandpa Harry was making the rounds at his party as a woman now; it was at least an improvement that he was acknowledging to everyone that his daughters were dead--not just late for the party, as he'd earlier said. I could see Nils Borkman following his old partner, as if the two of them were on skis and armed, gliding through the snowy woods. Bob dropped another empty beer bottle, and I kicked it under Grandpa Harry's living-room couch. No one noticed the beer bottles, not since Grandpa Harry had reappeared--that is, not as Grandpa Harry.
"I'm sorry for your loss, Harry--yours and mine," Uncle Bob said to my grandfather, who was wearing a faded-purple dress I remembered as one of Nana Victoria's favorites. The blue-gray wig was at least "age-appropriate," Richard Abbott would later say--when Richard was able to speak again, which wouldn't be soon. Nils Borkman told me that the falsies must have come from the costume shop at the First Sister Players, or maybe Grandpa Harry had stolen them from the Drama Club at Favorite River Academy.
The withered and arthritic hand that held out a new beer to my uncle Bob did not belong to the caterer with the dyed-red hair. It was Herm Hoyt--he was only a year older than Grandpa Harry, but Coach Hoyt looked a lot more beaten up.
Herm had been sixty-eight when he was coaching Kittredge in '61; he'd looked ready to retire then. Now, at eighty-five, Coach Hoyt had been retired for fifteen years.
"Thanks, Herm," the Racquet Man quietly said, raising the beer to his lips. "Billy here has been asking about our old friend Al."
"How's that duck-under comin' along, Billy?" Coach Hoyt asked.
"I guess you haven't heard from her, Herm," I replied.
"I hope you've been practicin', Billy," the old coach said.