It was Fumi's turn to snicker; the Japanese boy had put the peacock-turkey misunderstanding behind him--the lonely-looking young man obviously knew what a vagina was.
"You know, a vagina," Elaine said softly to the Korean girls, but Su Min and Dong Hee had never heard the word--and no one at the dinner table knew the Korean for it.
"My goodness--it's where babies come from," Mrs. Hadley tried to explain, but she looked suddenly stricken (perhaps recalling Elaine's abortions).
"It's where everything happens--you know, down there," Elaine said to the Korean girls, but Elaine didn't do anything when she said "down there"; she didn't point or gesture, or indicate anything specifically.
"Well, it's not where everyt
hing happens--I beg to differ," Larry said, smiling; I knew he was just getting started.
"Oh, I'm so sorry--I've had too much to drink, and I forgot there were young people here!" Helena blurted out.
"Don't you worry, dear," Uncle Bob told Gerry's new girlfriend; I could tell Bob liked Helena, who was not at all similar to a long list of Gerry's previous girlfriends. "These kids are from another country, another culture; the things we talk about in this country are not necessarily topics for conversation in Korea," the Racquet Man painfully explained.
"Oh, crap!" Gerry cried. "Just try another fucking word!" Gerry turned to Su Min and Dong Hee, who were still very much in the dark as far as the vagina word was concerned. "It's a twat, a snatch, a quim, a pussy, a muff, a honeypot--it's a cunt, for Christ's sake!" Gerry cried, the cunt word making Elaine (and even Larry) flinch.
"They get it, Gerry--please," Uncle Bob said.
Indeed, the Korean girls had turned the color of a clean sheet of unlined paper; the Japanese kid had kept up, for the most part, although both "muff" and "honeypot" had surprised him.
"Is there a picture of it somewhere, Bill--if not in the encyclopedia?" Larry asked mischievously.
"Before I forget it, Bill," Richard Abbott interjected--I could tell Richard was tactfully trying to drop the vagina subject--"what about the Mossberg?"
"The what?" Fumi asked, in a frightened voice; if the muff and honeypot vulgarisms for vagina had thrown him, the Japanese boy had never heard the Mossberg word before.
"What about it?" I asked Richard.
"Shall we auction it off with the furniture, Bill? You don't want to keep that old carbine, do you?"
"I'll hang on to the Mossberg, Richard," I told him. "I'll keep the ammunition, too--if I ever live here, it makes sense to have a varmint gun around."
"You're in town, Billy," Uncle Bob pointed out, about the River Street house. "You're not supposed to shoot in town--not even varmints."
"Grandpa Harry loved that gun," I said.
"He loved his wife's clothes, too, Billy," Elaine said. "Are you going to keep her clothes around?"
"I don't see you becoming a deer hunter, Bill," Richard Abbott said. "Even if you do decide to live here." But I wanted that Mossberg .30-30--they could all see that.
"What do you want a gun for, Bill?" Larry asked me.
"I know you're not opposed to trying to keep a secret, Billy," Elaine told me. "You're just not any good at keeping secrets."
Elaine had not kept many secrets from me, but if she had a secret, she knew how to keep it; I could never very successfully keep a secret, even when I wanted to keep one.
I could see that Elaine knew why I wanted to hang on to that Mossberg .30-30. Larry knew, too; he was looking at me with a hurt expression--as if he were saying (without actually saying it), "How can you conceive of not letting me take care of you--how can you not die in my arms, if you're ever dying? How can you even imagine sneaking off and shooting yourself, if you get sick?" (That's what Larry's look said, without the words.)
Elaine was giving me the same hurt look as Larry.
"Whatever you want, Bill," Richard Abbott said; Richard looked hurt, too--even Mrs. Hadley seemed disappointed in me.
Only Gerry and Helena had stopped paying attention; they were touching each other under the table. The vagina conversation seemed to have distracted them from what remained of our Thanksgiving dinner. The Korean girls were once more whispering in Korean; the lonely-looking Fumi was writing something down in a notebook not much bigger than the palm of his hand. (Maybe the Mossberg word, so he could use it in the next all-male dormitory conversation--such as, "I would really like to get into her Mossberg.")
"Don't," Larry said quietly to me, as I'd earlier said across the table to him.
"You should see Herm Hoyt while you're in town, Billy," Uncle Bob was saying--a welcome change of subject, or so I first imagined. "I know the coach would love to have a word with you."