Last Night in Twisted River

"Mind your dog," was all Danny told him. He had started to run again before he saw the second dog--so similar-looking to the first that Danny thought, for a moment, it was the same dog. Then, suddenly, he had two dogs snapping at him; the second one was always at his back. "Call your dogs!" Danny shouted to the hippie carpenter.

"Fuck you. Run somewhere else," the guy said. He was walking back up his driveway; he didn't care if his dogs bit Danny, or not. The dogs tried hard to bite him, but Danny managed to jam one of the racquet handles deep down the throat of the first dog, and a lucky backhand swing caught the second dog in the face--lashing one of its eyes, as it was about to bite Danny in the calf. He kicked the dog choking on the squash-racquet handle in the throat. As the dog turned to run, Danny struck him behind one ear; the dog fell but quickly got up again. The second dog was slinking away. The hippie carpenter was nowhere to be seen, now that his dogs drew back to their territory in the driveway.

When Danny had first moved to Windham County, there'd been a bad dog on the back road between Dummerston and the Putney School. Danny had called the state police; it was a similar hostile-dog-owner situation. A state trooper had driven out there, just to talk to the dog owner, and when the dog attacked the trooper, he'd shot it dead--right in the driveway. "What did you say to the dog owner?" Danny had asked the trooper. (His name was Jimmy; they'd since become friends.)

"I told him to mind his dog," Jimmy had answered.

Danny had been saying that ever since, but with less authority than a state trooper--clearly. Now, without further incident, he ran to the DeSimones' house, but Danny didn't like it when he'd had to break the pace he'd picked up in his last couple of miles. He told Armando about the two dogs and the hippie carpenter. "Call your friend Jimmy," Armando said, but Danny explained that the state trooper would probably be forced to shoot both dogs.

"Why don't we kill just one of them?" Armando suggested. "Then maybe the hippie carpenter will get the idea."

"That seems harsh," Danny said. He'd understood what Armando's proposed method of killing one of the husky-shepherds would entail. The DeSimones

' dog was a purebred German shepherd male named Rooster. Even as a puppy, Rooster had stuck out his chest and strutted, stiff-legged and threatening, in the presence of other male dogs--hence his name. But Rooster hadn't been bluffing. Full-grown, he was a dog-killer--Rooster hated other male dogs. At least one of the dogs who'd attacked Danny was a male; the writer couldn't be sure about the second dog, because it had come at him from behind.

Armando DeSimone was more than what amounted to Danny Angel's only "literary" friend in Putney; Armando was a real reader, and he and Danny argued about what they read in a reasonably constructive way. But there was something innately confrontational in Armando, who reminded Danny of a more civilized version of Ketchum.

Danny had a tendency to avoid confrontation, which he often regretted. People who picked an argument or a fight with the writer got the idea that he would never fight back; they were surprised, or their feelings were hurt, when Danny did come back at them--though not until the third or fourth provocation. What Danny had learned was that these people who'd grown used to baiting or goading him were always indignant to discover that the writer had been keeping score.

Armando didn't keep score. When attacked, he attacked back--the first time. Danny believed this was healthier--for a writer, especially--but it was not in his nature to be like Armando. In the disturbing case of the undisciplined dogs, it was only because he believed Armando's way was better that Danny Angel allowed himself to be persuaded. ("Then maybe the hippie carpenter will get the idea," Armando had reasoned.)

The only way that would happen, the writer should have known, was if Rooster bit the hippie carpenter. Yet Rooster wasn't wired that way; Rooster never bit people.

"Just one dog, Armando--you promise," his wife, Mary, said, when they were all in the car with Rooster, driving back to Danny's house.

"Tell Rooster--make him promise," Armando said; he'd been a boxer, back when colleges and universities had boxing teams. Armando drove, with Danny up front in the passenger seat of the VW Beetle. Seemingly long-suffering Mary sat in the back with the panting German shepherd. Mary often seemed at odds with, or put out by, her husband's combativeness, but Danny knew that Armando and Mary were a formidable couple--at heart, they were unassailably supportive of each other. Maybe Mary was more like Armando than Armando. Danny remembered her remark when a fellow teacher had been fired--a former colleague of Mary's at the Grammar School, and later of Armando's at the Putney School.

"Because justice is so rare, it's such a delight," Mary had remarked. (Now, Danny wondered, did Mary only seem to disapprove of her husband appointing Rooster as executioner?)

In the end, Danny Angel could only have said (in his own defense) that he did not acquiesce to the assassination of the dog--even a dog who'd attacked him--lightly. Yet, somehow, whenever Armando was involved--on matters of moral authority, especially--Danny did acquiesce.

"Oh, you mean this asshole," Armando said, when Danny indicated the driveway with the dead cars.

"You know him?" Danny asked.

"You know him!" Armando said. "I'm sure he was one of your students."

"At Windham?"

"Of course at Windham," Armando said.

"I didn't recognize him. I don't think he was ever a student of mine," Danny told his friend.

"Do you remember all your mediocre students, Danny?" Mary asked him.

"He's just another hippie carpenter--or noncarpenter, as the case may be," Danny said, but (even to himself) he didn't sound too sure about it.

"Perhaps he's a writer carpenter," Armando suggested. Danny hadn't considered that the young man might have known who Danny Angel was. There were almost as many would-be writers in Putney as there were hippies calling themselves carpenters. (The animosity, or envy, you encountered as a writer in Vermont was often of a back-road mentality.)

A HUSKY-SHEPHERD MIX is generally no match for a purebred German shepherd, but there were two of them. Then again, maybe no two dogs were ever a match for Rooster. Danny got out of the VW and pulled his seat-back out of the way to let Rooster out of the rear of the car. The German shepherd had hardly touched the ground with his forepaws when the two mixed breeds attacked him. Danny just got back in the Volkswagen and watched. Rooster killed one dog so quickly that neither Danny nor the DeSimones could ascertain if the second dog was male or female; it had crawled under the VW Beetle, where Rooster couldn't get it. (The German shepherd had seized the first dog by the throat, and had snapped his neck with a couple of shakes.)

Armando called Rooster, and Danny let the German shepherd back into the Beetle. The hippie or writer carpenter had come out of his house and was staring at his dead dog; he hadn't yet figured out that his other dog was cringing under the little car. "Mind your dog," Danny said to him--as Armando slowly backed up, over the remaining husky-shepherd mix. There was just a bump when one of the front wheels rolled over the dog, and a corresponding grunt from the dog. The shepherd-husky got up stiffly and shook itself; it was another male, Danny could see. He saw the dog walk over to his dead mate, sniffing the body while the asshole hippie watched the Volkswagen Beetle back out of his driveway. But was this what Mary (or Armando) meant by "justice"? Maybe calling Jimmy would have been a better idea, Danny thought--even if the state trooper had wound up killing both dogs. It was the dog owner someone should have shot and killed, the writer believed; that would have been a better story.

THERE ARE THINGS I'LL MISS about Vermont, if I ever have to leave, Danny Angel was thinking, but most of all he would miss Armando and Mary DeSimone. He admired their certainty.

As the three friends swam in the pool at Danny's Putney property, the dog-killer German shepherd watched over them. Rooster didn't swim, but he did drink from a large bowl of cold water that Danny had given him, while the writer made gin and tonics for Armando and Mary. Looking back, it would be Danny's sharpest memory of Rooster--the dog was panting with apparent satisfaction near the deep end of the pool. The big shepherd loved little children but hated other male dogs; something in the animal's history must have made this so, something neither Danny nor the DeSimones ever knew.

Rooster would one day be killed on a back road--struck by a car while he was mindlessly chasing a schoolbus. Violence begets violence, as Ketchum and the cook already knew, as one nearly forgotten hippie carpenter, with one dead dog and one momentarily alive, might one day figure out.