"You said it was bad enough to see a bunch of fake boobs at night--you weren't going to hang around a bunch of fake boobs in broad daylight. That's exactly what you said. Honestly, your language--"
"Mom--"
"That Brit you were with in London--she was as old as I am!" Alice cried. Jack watched her put honey in his tea.
The door to Queen Street opened and a little bell tinkled, as if Daughter Alice were a shop selling lace doilies or birthday cards. The girl who came in was suffering some kind of inflammation from her latest piercing; an object that looked like a cufflink made her lower lip stick out. She had a ball and chain attached to one eyebrow, which was shaved, but only her lower lip was inflamed.
"What can I do for you, dear?" Alice asked her. "I just made some tea. Would you like some?"
"Yeah, I guess," the girl said. "I don't usually do tea, but that's okay."
"Jack, fix the young lady some tea, please," his mother said.
The girl was eighteen--maybe twenty, tops. Her dark hair was dirty; she was wearing jeans and a Grateful Dead T-shirt. "Shit, you look kinda like Jack Burns," she told Jack, "except you look like a normal guy."
Alice had put some music on--Bob, of course. "Jack is my son," Alice told the pierced girl. "This is Jack Burns!"
"Oh, wow," the girl said. "I'll bet you've been with a lot of women, eh?"
"Not too many," he told her. "Do you take honey in your tea?"
"Yeah, sure," she said; she kept touching her sore-looking lower lip with the tip of her tongue.
"What sort of tattoo are you interested in, dear?" Alice asked her. (There was a sign in the window of Daughter Alice: NO PIERCING. The girl had to have come for a tattoo.)
The girl unzipped her jeans and hooked her thumbs under the waistband of her panties, exposing a fringe of pubic hair, above which a honeybee hovered. The bee's body was no bigger than the topmost joint of Jack's little finger; its translucent wings were a blur of yellow. The little bee's body was a darker shade of gold.
"Gold is a tricky pigment," Alice said--perhaps admiringly. Jack couldn't tell. "I take a bright yellow and mix it with brick red, or you can use what they call English vermilion--same as mercuric sulfide. I mix that with molasses." Jack was pretty sure this was three quarters fabrication. Alice would never tell just anyone how she made her pigments--especially a nonprofessional.
"Molasses?" the girl said.
"I cut it with a little witch hazel," Alice told her. "It's tricky to get a good gold." Jack believed that the witch-hazel part was true.
The girl was looking at her honeybee with new eyes. "I got the bee in Winnipeg," she told them.
"At Tattoos for the Individual, I suppose," Alice said.
"Yeah, do you know those guys?" the girl asked.
"Sure, I know them. You can't exactly get lost in Winnipeg. So you want a flower for the bee?" she asked the girl.
"Yeah, but I can't decide what kinda flower," the girl said.
Jack was edging toward the door. He thought he'd take his chances out on Queen Street; a fan (or a lunatic) would probably recognize him, but Jack Burns didn't need to see someone get another tattoo.
"Where are you off to, Jack?" Alice asked, not looking at him. She was laying out her flash of flower choices, to show the honeybee girl.
"You don't hafta go," the girl said to Jack. "You can watch--no matter where she puts it."
"That depends," Alice told her.
"I'll see you back at home," Jack said to his mom. "I'll take you and Leslie out to dinner."
Both Alice and the girl looked disappointed that Jack was leaving. Bob Dylan was yowling away. ("Idiot Wind." Jack would always remember that song.) Jack wasn't thinking about the girl; he was trying to decipher more exactly the look of disappointment on his mother's face. What is it about me that bothers you? Jack wanted to ask her, but not with the honeybee girl there.
"Someone's got it in for me," Bob complained. Every time Jack came to Toronto, he felt that way. "They say I shot a man named Gray and took his wife to Italy," Bob sang away. "She inherited a million bucks and when she died it came to me."
Jack sang the next line out loud, with Bob--never taking his eyes off his mother. "I can't help it if I'm lucky," he sang--because that was the principal ingredient in the look his mom was giving him. She thought he'd been lucky!