Any Duchess Will Do (Spindle Cove 4)

“It is rather hideous,” Pauline had to admit.

“Wrong. It is hideous. ” The duchess clucked her tongue. “Hideous. Back to your diction exercises, girl. We’ve made great strides, but those H’s must be clear by tomorrow night. We can’t have you curtsying before ’Is Royal ’Eyeness, now can we?”

“I shouldn’t be going anywhere near the Prince Regent at all. ”

Just the thought made her stomach twist. There was to be a ball at Carlton House, the Prince Regent’s own residence, tomorrow. The duchess had seized on the invitation as Pauline’s last and best chance to make a splash in London society.

“Even if I can say proper H’s, I don’t belong in a palace. Your grace, I wish you’d abandon the idea. ”

“I’m not abandoning anything. It’s our only remaining chance, after last night. ”

When Pauline had appeared at breakfast that morning and Griff had not, the duchess concluded that her Vauxhall hopes had been for naught. Though her assumptions about the intervening hours might be faulty, she had the end result correct.

“Don’t say I didn’t warn you,” Pauline said. “I’ve told you and told you, he won’t marry me. ”

“Perhaps not willingly. ” The duchess resumed her seat and began furiously working her needles again. “But he will be forced to propose tomorrow. That was the bargain. If I make you the toast of London, he promised to marry you. ”

Pauline shook her head. “You must accept reality, your grace. It’s just not possible. ”

“It is. I know it looks unlikely. But this is the point where we rally and make a triumphant finish. Diction this morning. I have a dancing master coming by the house later. We’ll practice your curtsy and greetings, too. I’ve bought you a set of lovely chimes to replace your water goblets. And of course, we’ve ordered the finest gown available. I’m not surrendering. ” She held up her hideous knitting. “I can’t. ”

With a resigned sigh, Pauline cracked open the Bible. “Holy,” she read aloud. “He. Hath. Hosanna. ”

Out of the corner of her eye she glimpsed a familiar figure entering the room.

“Oh, hell. ”

Griff.

So many impulses flooded her. She wanted to fly to him, hug him, shake him, kiss him, tackle him to the carpet. She didn’t know how she’d even look at him without giving everything away.

But she needn’t have worried. The duchess was too mortified to notice Pauline’s reaction.

The woman jumped to her feet. That ghastly gray rat still dangled from her knitting needles, and she had nowhere to hide it.

The duke frowned at his mother, then dropped his gaze to the knitting. “What on earth is that?”

A very good question—and one Pauline hoped the duchess would now be forced to finally, honestly, answer.

“This?” the duchess asked.

“Yes. That. ”

“I will tell you exactly what this is. ” She lifted her chin, then turned to Pauline. “It’s exceedingly poor handiwork. Very bad indeed, Miss Simms. I expected better of you. ” She cast the entire mess of yarn into the coal grate.

Pauline rolled her eyes at the Bible. “Hypocrite,” she pronounced softly, with perfect diction.

Ignoring her, the duchess smoothed her hands down the front of her gown. “Well, what is it?” she asked her son.

“I need to tell you something. ”

Hope jumped in Pauline’s chest. Perhaps he’d changed his mind, seen the benefit to revealing his painful secrets and unburdening his heart. She looked up from the Bible and sent him an encouraging look. Please. You’ll feel so much lighter.

But he didn’t even turn her way.

“I’ve sent your amethysts to the jeweler for repair,” he told his mother smoothly. “The clasp broke while Miss Simms was wearing them last night. ”

Pauline released her breath, frustrated. There went her hopes of honesty.

The duchess’s eyes narrowed to suspicious slits. “It broke?”

“Yes. ” He tweaked a button on his cuff. The ducal calm was in top form this morning. “You’ll have them back in a few days. ”

Surely the duchess would, Pauline thought. Just as soon as the jeweler had time to recreate the entire piece, in meticulous detail, so the duchess could never know the difference. What an absurd amount of effort. Why didn’t he just tell her the jewels had been stolen? Pauline would feel much better.

“You’re certain it can be repaired?” the duchess asked. “Perhaps I should have a look at it myself. ”

“No need. Just a simple matter of mending the clasp. ”

“Hah,” Pauline interjected.

When the duke and duchess swung on her with questioning gazes, she pointed one finger at the Bible page and added:

“—llelujah. ”

Why didn’t anyone in this family simply talk to each other? For the entire season, they’d been residing in the same house, dining at the same table . . . and all the while holding these deep secrets. The duchess was desperate for creatures to comfort. Meanwhile, her own son needed a great deal of comforting. Pauline was caught in the middle—everyone’s confidante, but sworn to secrecy on all sides. This was miserable.

They were privileged in so many ways—wealthy, well-placed, well-regarded among their peers. But mostly they were just so damned lucky, the two of them, to have each other. Only their aristocratic reserve was in the way.

“Hogwash,” she muttered.

Griff snapped his fingers at her. “Verse. ”

“Hm?”

“Chapter and verse. ” He craned his neck, looking over her shoulder. “I should like to know where, precisely, in St. Paul’s letter to the Ephesians, he uses the word ‘hogwash. ’ ”

She twisted in her chair, shielding the Bible from his view. “It’s penciled in the margin. ” He wasn’t the only one who could prevaricate.

“Someone scribbled in the family Bible?” The duchess arched a brow at Griff.

“What?” he said. “It wasn’t me. You know I never read the thing. ”

“Hmph. ” The duchess rang the bell, and when the housemaid appeared, instructed her to bring every servant into the room.

Once they were all lined in a perfect row, from Higgs the butler down to Margaret the scullery maid, her grace addressed them.

“Someone has vandalized the Holy Scriptures. Let the offender come forward. ”

No one came forward, of course. So Pauline did.

“I made it up,” she said, rising from her chair. “And there’s more you should know, your grace. The duke’s keeping something from you. ”

The room went utterly silent.

And the look Griff sent her—oh, it chilled her to the marrow. It was a hard glare brimming with anger, betrayal. Don’t you dare, that look said.

She knew in that moment, if she broke her word to him and revealed the truth of his daughter, he would never forgive her. It wouldn’t matter that he cared for her, or what pleasure they’d shared last night. He would excise her from his life completely, even if it felt like slicing off his own arm.

She swallowed hard.

“The amethysts,” she whispered. “The duke is good to shield me, but he’s not telling the whole truth, your grace. The clasp didn’t break on its own. A thief tore it from my neck. ”

The assembled servants gasped.

“Oh, Miss Simms,” the housekeeper said. “You weren’t hurt?”

“No,” she assured all of them, grateful for their concern. “No, I’m fine. But my reputation took a few blows. I might have chased after the thief, shouting blasphemy all through the pavilions of Vauxhall. And the necklace is gone. ” She turned to the duchess. “I’m so sorry. But I feel much better, having told the truth. As they say, confession is good for the soul. While we’re all assembled here, perhaps there are other secrets weighing heavy on our minds. Matters that would ben

efit from fresh air and sunlight. ”

She looked from Griff to the duchess and back.

For the love of God. Just talk to each other.

“You’re right,” someone said. “Miss Simms is right. I’ve done wrong and I must confess. ”

In the corner, Cook was wringing her apron. Tears rolled down her floury cheeks. “Last month, her grace ordered turbot for dinner. Well, I searched and searched the market, and there weren’t any turbot to be had. ” She buried her face in her apron. “I served you cod. Cod. I sauced it heavily so no one could tell. But I’ve felt terrible about it ever since. ”

Pauline went to the crying woman’s side and offered a sympathetic pat. “There there. I’m certain her grace will be forgiving. ”

“I let a cinder fall on the drawing room carpet,” one of the housemaids blurted. “It burnt a hole. ”

“But don’t you feel better now for having the truth out in the open?” Pauline asked.

The housemaid sniffed and raised her head. “I do, Miss Simms. I truly do. It’s like a weight’s been lifted. ”

“I’m so glad. No one should live under the burden of secrets. ”

Young Margaret spoke up, eager to have her part. “I saw Lawrence in the pantry, fumbling with a housemaid!”

The duchess straightened her spine. “Lawrence. ”

The footman in question paled.

The duchess addressed the housemaids sternly. “Which one of you was it? Step forward now. ”

Three of them did, in unison. When they looked around the room and realized they weren’t alone, they each turned on Lawrence with vicious glares.

Lawrence twisted under their anger. “I . . . I . . . ” He thrust his chin forward. “Higgs wears a corset!”

If he meant to divert attention from himself, he succeeded. All around the room, eyebrows soared.

Poor Higgs. His cheeks went beet red. “It’s not a ladies’ corset. A butler must cut a respectable figure. ”

For a long, uncomfortable moment, no one had anything to say.

And then . . .

“I’m not French. ”

This came from Fleur.

“What?” the duchess exclaimed. “Impossible. ”

“I’m not. I’m n-not. ” The lady’s maid gave her confession in halting, poorly enunciated English. Her accent was even more common than Pauline’s, and she had a painful stammer. “I knew I’d never f-f-find a lady’s maid post, speaking as I do. So I let on that I was French and full of airs, so’s I wouldn’t have to talk. My real name’s Fl-Fl-Flora. I’m so sorry. I’ll pack me things. ”

She fled the room in tears.

The duchess went after her. “Fleur—or, Flora . . . Whoever, you are, wait!”

In their absence, a stunned silence filled the morning room.

Griff clapped his hands together. “Well. Thank you, Miss Simms. This has been a most illuminating morning. ”

Pauline put a hand to her temple. Oh, Lord.

The doorbell rang. No one moved.

“Here’s a thought,” said Griff. “Why don’t I answer that?”

Higgs shook himself and lurched into motion. “Your grace, allow me. ”

Griff held up a hand. “No, no. I confess, I have long harbored a deep, secret yearning to answer my own door. ”

As he left the room, Pauline dashed after him. “I’m sorry. I had no idea all that would happen. But don’t you see? This house is full of secrets, and it’s making everyone unhappy. No one more than you. You need to disclose your sorrows, open your heart. ”

“The only thing I’m opening right now is the front door. ” He strode to the entrance and yanked on the door latch. When he saw the visitors standing outside, he muttered, “Brilliant. Just what this morning needs. ”