Playing Dirty (Stargazer 2)

She picked up the bottle of tequila and examined the label curiously, but she didn’t seem drunk. She was beating everyone at poker. Of course, he was drunk, and during the next hand he lost to her again and had to throw his shirt into the pool, yet he was still coming in second. But that was because Martin sucked at poker, try as he might to keep his long-sleeved shirt on. Erin was pretending to suck at poker. And Owen, on top of sucking at poker, was pretending—at least he’d better be just pretending—to give all his attention to Erin.

After a few more hands, Quentin told Sarah, “I hope you’re still getting loose, because you ain’t getting stupid, far as I can tell.”

She winked at him over her cards. “Tolerance. I spent the past nine months in Rio with Nine Lives.”

“Oh boy,” Quentin said. He wished she’d mentioned this when he first brought out the shot glasses.

“The rock star?” Martin asked. “I thought I read in the paper that he’s in jail down there.”

Owen gave Sarah a thumbs-up. “Good job.” Erin hit him.

“He went to jail on day two hundred seventy-five.” Sarah sounded irritated. “I kept him out of jail for the first two hundred seventy-four. You try it.”

“I feel better,” Quentin said.

Sarah poured two more shots, downed hers, and pointed at Quentin’s. “Are you going to drink that?”

“What do you call him?” he asked her. “Nine, or Mr. Lives?” He knocked back his shot.

“Either, if you’re ha**g s*x with him.”

Quentin spit out his shot, just managing to hit the patio rather than Erin’s bare leg.

Erin squealed, “Gross!”

Unfazed, Sarah refilled Quentin’s glass. “If you’re not, Bill.”

Quentin knocked back the shot again and said, “You ain’t answered the question. What do you call him?”

She grinned at Quentin. “Bill.”

He let his eyes travel lazily from her crazy hair down her curves to her high heels. “That’s a little hard to swallow.”

Erin stood up. “Q, I’m on empty. Come help me make more margaritas.”

Quentin sighed. Usually he didn’t mind cooking, but these people acted like they couldn’t even make themselves a ham sandwich. And he was busy getting in Sarah’s pants. “Step one,” he said, “take lime juice from freezer—Ow!” Erin was pulling his hair. “Don’t move,” he called to Sarah as he followed his hair into the kitchen.

Erin pushed him against the oven and stood with her hands on her hips. “What are you doing? Are you trying to break Rule Three and get kicked out of the band and leave me with these two nutcases?”

“Y’all have got to let me break Rule Three,” he pleaded. “Just this once. You have to admit this is special.”

“You made the rules,” Erin said. “If the rest of us can’t break them, you sure as hell can’t.”

Quentin sighed. “But she’s so pretty.”

“I know.” Erin patted his chest sympathetically. “And it’s so cute to see you happy. You’re staring at her like you can’t believe it.”

He laughed at the accuracy of that statement. And kept laughing.

“Lay off the shots,” Erin said. “We shouldn’t have made you get drunk.”

“It’s too late now.” He laughed.

The door opened. Sarah walked in behind Erin and leaned against the refrigerator. Quentin stepped toward her.

Erin scowled at both of them, then went back out to the pool, wiggling three fingers above her head.

Sarah touched the side of her nose and asked him, “What happened right here?”

He touched his own nose, feeling the fresh scab from earlier that evening. “Erin slapped me. What happened right here?” He traced a line under his chin equivalent to her jagged scar.

She didn’t touch her own chin.

Holy cow. A shadow descended over her as he watched. He reached out to her scar. She turned her head away, murmuring, “Don’t.”

Fascinated to find a genuine hard part in the soft girl, he bent to kiss her.

She opened her mouth for his. She tasted of tequila and sweetness, and he wanted more. He held her against the cold steel of the refrigerator and let his lips travel down to her neck, around to her ear. When she shivered, he pressed his whole body against her to warm her.

He didn’t stop when the kitchen door opened and Martin called back outside to the others, “Q’s kissing the Wookiee.”

Sarah tried to pull away from Quentin, but against the refrigerator, she didn’t have anywhere to go, and Quentin was determined to stay with her.

Owen shoved his shoulder hard, sending him into the middle of the kitchen.

“Owen,” said Quentin in warning.

“Quentin,” said Owen in the same tone.

“Owen,” Quentin said again, and burst out laughing.

Owen rolled his eyes.

“I’ll make margaritas,” Quentin suggested, vaguely remembering the pretense Erin had used to bring him into the kitchen. He waited for Owen and Martin to back slowly out the door. Then, as he gathered ingredients, he explained to Sarah, “They don’t want anything to happen between us. The record company sent you, and our relationship with the record company is contentious.”

What was he saying? As he got more drunk, he was having a hard time editing out words longer than five letters. But maybe Sarah wouldn’t notice, because his drawl got worse and made him sound more backwoods the more he drank. Or so he’d been told. Like he could tell.

She edged up to him while he ran the blender. When he flicked off the icy roar, she put her hand to the waistband of his shorts and slipped one finger inside. “I don’t want to be a Wookiee,” she said seductively. “I want to be Leia. Like in your song.”

Oh shit, she was coming on to him!

He glanced outside through the glass-paned kitchen door and saw Erin, Owen, and Martin each holding up three fingers. Rule Three.

“Let’s go finish these guys off,” he said, filling the pitcher and grabbing Sarah’s hand.

It didn’t take long. Martin was clinging to his long-sleeved shirt for the time being, but Owen was down to his tighty-whities. Erin must have decided it was time to intimidate Sarah with her na**dness, because she threw the next hand and lost her shorts.

Quentin knew from experience that the sight of Erin wriggling out of her shorts was pornographic. He shielded his eyes and turned toward Sarah.

Sarah smiled. “You can look.”

“That’s right generous of you,” Quentin said, “but I’d get slapped. Again.” After the shorts flew into the pool and Erin safely sat down again, he turned back to the table.

Erin also lost the next hand. “T-shirt, thong?” she asked. “It’s not really a choice.”

“Why don’t you take a dip in the pool, and we’ll count that,” Quentin suggested.

“Good idea,” Martin said.

Owen looked like he was going to murder everyone.

They all turned to watch Erin walk slowly, seductively down the pool steps, swim underwater to the side, and climb slowly, seductively up the ladder, long blond hair slicked back, soaked T-shirt clinging to her breasts. She called, “Does this mean I’m all in?”

“I think we all are,” Martin said.

Now they were watching Quentin expectantly. Right. The burly hick act. He was supposed to start a fight. “I’d like to get all into that,” he called to Erin. It was a lame line, but the best he could come up with under the circumstances.

Owen jumped up, fists balled. “That’s it! Come on!” he hollered at Quentin, sounding and looking as threatening as he could manage in his underwear. Martin ducked away from the table. Erin splashed out of the pool to pull on Owen’s arm.

Quentin stood and said quietly to Sarah beside him, “Move, please.” With a quick push on the edge, he heaved the table over.

Instead of dashing its contents across the patio like it was supposed to, the table kept going, and the whole thing fell into the pool. It floated there upside down for a few seconds, then sank.

“Well, that’s never happened,” he said, then started to laugh. He didn’t mean to laugh when they were supposed to be fighting, but Owen looked so serious that it was hilarious.

“Oh no,” someone said.

He kept laughing and couldn’t stop. Then Owen laughed, and Erin grinned, and Martin shook his head, and Sarah looked at them like they were all from Dagobah.

Erin jumped back into the pool, swam deep down, and brought up handfuls of chips and money and jewelry, which she dumped at the edge.

“Oh, honey, you don’t have to do that,” Quentin said, leaning over the side. “I’ll do it. Or maybe it’ll come up in the filter.”

“It’s okay,” she said. “I’m already wet. Back away from the side, Q, before you fall in.” She went under again.

“I should go,” Sarah called.

“Oh no!” Quentin jumped up, nearly fell down, and braced himself on her shoulder. He was damned if he was going to get drunk and make a fool of himself and be hungover tomorrow for nothing. His beautiful pink-haired girl, gone. “You shouldn’t drive.”

Martin sifted through the growing mound Erin had retrieved from the pool bottom. He handed a short, soggy stack of bills to Quentin and a thick stack to Sarah, along with a torn check.

Sarah waved her wet hundreds at Quentin. “Taxi,” she said.

“No, no. If it comes to that, I’ll call my car service for you.” He put his hands on her shoulders and bent to whisper in her ear, “It doesn’t have to come to that. Stay the night with me.”

She shook her head no. “I was tempted earlier, but I don’t think you’re truly as attracted to me as you’ve led me to believe. You just tried your best to start a fight over your ex-girlfriend.”

“That was out of habit,” he insisted. “I was only pretending to look surprised when the table fell in the pool. This is what we always do at parties. At Christmas we throw a sofa in the pool. For Thanksgiving we put a chair in the bathtub. You should come back for St. Patrick’s Day one year.”

They both backed away from the pool as Erin climbed up the ladder.

“Let’s get you out of those wet clothes,” Owen said, ogling Erin’s boobs and exchanging a fake look of desire with her that Quentin found too convincing.

As Owen pushed her toward the guesthouse, Erin stopped to whisper in Martin’s ear, her hair streaming water on the flagstones.

“How am I supposed to do that?” Martin asked her. They were talking about Quentin.

Erin whispered to Martin again, then let Owen direct her toward the guesthouse with his hand on her thong.

“Stay with me,” Quentin repeated to Sarah.

“Quentin,” Martin said in warning.

Quentin said in the same tone, “Martin.” Martin had a lot of nerve reminding Quentin not to break Rule Three. They both knew Martin would break Rule One sometime in the next eight hours. Quentin attempted to give Martin the evil eye, and ended up laughing instead. Oh well. “Come on, beautiful,” he said, tugging Sarah’s hand.

“I can’t,” she said. “I mean, I can’t do that. But maybe I could stay awhile longer, and we could talk.”

“Talk?” Quentin puzzled.

“Or sing,” she said. “I haven’t heard you sing in person, after I’ve come all this way to save your band.”

“My band doesn’t need saving,” he lied.

“Oh, come on.” She squeezed his hand. “Don’t you love to sing? Why else would you make a career out of it?”

“Hm.” They both took several steps back to avoid the splash as Martin dove into the pool, still wearing his boxers and long-sleeved shirt. After a few seconds, he appeared in the shallow end with the table in tow and attempted to wrestle it up the steps.

Suddenly, after all the lies the band had told to Sarah and each other tonight, Quentin felt compelled to tell her the truth. Or he was so drunk, he was afraid he’d get caught if he told another lie. “I love to sing with the band,” he admitted. “I love performing for a crowd, the bigger the better. I thrive on the energy.”

He must have been grinning like a jackass eating sawbriars, because she nodded expectantly and gave him the most beautiful smile.

“But I don’t serenade nice young ladies one-on-one,” he explained. “That would be weirdly vain of me. I’d rather find out more about you.”

“I guess I’ll go back to my hotel, then.” She reached for her bag slung over the back of her chair.

“But for you, I’ll make an exception,” he said quickly. He tugged her by the hand toward the house—more gently this time, so he wouldn’t scare her—and called over his shoulder, “Good night, Martin. Good luck with that.”

“Fuck you,” Martin called back.

Quentin led Sarah through the kitchen and down the stairs to the control room. By the time they landed on basement level, he had the first few lines and a tune in his head. He amazed himself by still remembering to flick off the control room light before he pulled her into the sound booth, so the glow around the edges of the door upstairs wouldn’t give away to Martin where they’d hidden themselves. He wanted to impress this beautiful woman. He wished he could do more, but it was enough that she wasn’t leaving yet.

It couldn’t have impressed her, though, that he didn’t have perfect pitch like Martin. He sang, “You lost your shirt / I ain’t lost nothinnnnnnnnnnn,” holding out the “nnnnnnnnnnn” and fumbling around the piano keys until he figured out the note he sang was a G. Great! He and the key of G-major were buddies. “Sit down,” he told Sarah, taking his hand off the high end of the keyboard to pat the piano bench beside him. When he felt her warmth at his elbow, he played and sang what was in his head, a simple progression of one chord, four, five, one, repeat, with pretty fills between the lines.