Under My Enemy's Roof - Under Him

We rode in silence a bit. I felt I had been a bit harsh, but then he put on the radio. It was some stupid college station and they were playing Drake.

“Can we not?” I whined. “Or at least put something else on.”

“Driver gets to pick the radio, that’s the rule.”

“Shut up,” I said, changing the channel.

“Are you trying to get me into an accident? I’m driving!”

“Fine!”

I turned off the radio.

“What did you do that for?!”

“Well, I didn’t think you needed the radio since you had to concentrate on driving, okay?!” I sneered. “God! You’re such a baby!”

“Look, I am trying to be the tolerant one here. I told your dad I would try and get along with you. You’re not making it easy.”

“What?! You lie! And I’m great to get along with! Normal people get along with me just fine, thank you!” I growled. “You’re the-the-the weirdo!”

He started laughing at me. I couldn’t help it. He was really pissing me off. I turned the radio back on, but to my station.

“Oh, no. No radio now,” he said turning it off.

I turned it back on. We went back and forth until a truck almost hit us. The water it put over the hood was scary. I gasped in shocked. Phil calmly pulled over onto a shoulder which didn’t seem too flooded.

“What are you doing?”

“I can’t see,” admitted Phil. “It’s too crazy. Let’s just sit here a few minutes and see if it slows down. The whole road is flooded.”

“Well, pull into a parking lot,” I insisted. “Sitting on the side of the road is dangerous in this. People may not see the car.”

“I left the car on. The lights are on,” he said. “People can see the lights.”

“Yeah, but what if they don’t,” I urged.

“And what if a meteor hits us? Jesus, unclench, Tracianne. We’re going to be fine!”

“Will you stop giving me instructions and lectures please! I don’t need mansplaining!”

“Will you just shut up for ten seconds and stop complaining?!”

“I cannot wait to get back home and tell your mother how you treated me!”

“You gonna rat me out to mommy, huh? I’d like to see that! Go ahead!”

“I will!” I said getting into his face.

“Go ahead!” he said leaning in.

Something came over me. I don’t know what. Maybe it was just the heat of the moment. Maybe it was everything, but I went in for a kiss. I mean, I grabbed him and kissed him deep.

He pulled away and we looked at each other. I was half expecting him to start laughing, but he just stared a me for a few seconds.

The next thing you know, we were all over each other. We were making out and trying to get at each other in the car. The seatbelts came off and he pulled me on top of him.

He started dry humping me in the car. I could feel his erection trying to poke out of his pants.

What the hell was I doing? I had lost it. Absolutely lost it. I wanted to tear his clothes off and have sex with him right on the side of the road. I mean, technically it was day time. We were sitting in the car in the day on the side of the road with the windows now all fogged up.

“Oh, man. Oh, my God,” he gasped. “Let’s slow down for a beat.”

He took me off his lap just as someone knocked on the window. I got back in my seat and he rolled it down. It was a cop.

“Hey, you can’t park here,” he said. “I should write you a ticket. What the hell are you doing?”

“I just stopped because of the rain, officer,” explained Phil. “Poor visibility.”

“Oh, well, put on your defrosters and get moving,” he said. “Just go slow. As soon as your windows clear, I want you moving down the road. You can find a parking lot or somewhere to park if you don’t want to keep driving.”

“Yes, sir. Thank you for not giving me a ticket.”

Phil cranked the defrosters and we both got our seatbelts on. I was blushing and I think Phil was too. Another minute and he might have found something much more R-rated in the car. However, I was still pretty turned up. I wish we had finished what we started.

Wait, what am I saying? What did I just do? I made out with my own stepbrother! That can’t be good! That’s wrong! Oh, God! I can’t tell anyone about this! If dad found out, he would lose his mind!

“That cop,” said Phil, now trying to make conversation. “That was surprising.”

“Yeah,” I agreed. “Didn’t see that coming.”

We drove the rest of the way in silence. When we got back, the rain had stopped and the sun came out. Without a word, we unloaded the car. The moment all the bags were on the island, I slipped out of the kitchen and headed for the bathroom. At the last second, I went upstairs instead and locked myself in my room.